A bottle episode was originally used as a tool to save money. It was always defined as an episode of a show that takes place in only one or two locations, often with limited regular cast members or as few guest and background actors as possible.
The definition of a bottle episode has expanded as television series play with form and writing.
Some shows use bottle episodes to explore their characters' psyches rather than as an inexpensive way to make an episode. Seinfeld's two examples on this list, for instance, were some of the most expensive episodes of Seinfeld ever produced because the new sets were so expensive.
In other cases, a bottle episode will take place in more than a few settings, but it will keep the characters trapped together for the plot.
Almost every show has a bottle episode at some point, and some series are made up almost entirely of bottle episodes (Cheers, for example, takes place almost exclusively in the bar).
For some shows, bottle episodes can be some of the best of the series. For others, bottle episodes fail miserably.
Let's celebrate 17 of the best bottle episodes in television history! Be sure to let me know your favorites!
Disclaimer: Two shows appear on this list multiple times because they mastered the concept of the bottle episode. If you know the shows, you'll understand!
1. "Hope" - Black-ish
"Hope" is not a hilarious episode of Black-ish. The episode keeps the Johnson family in their living room and kitchen as they wait for news on a grand jury indictment in a police brutality case.
Black-ish Seaosn 2 Episode 16 explores the heavy topic of police brutality against people of color through the eyes of the black family. Dre and Rainbow struggle to explain the complex situation to their children and have deep discussions with the entire family about race in America. It's a beautiful and complicated episode with a masterful performance by Anthony Anderson.
2. "Fly" - Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad Season 3 Episode 10 locks Jesse and Walter in their meth lab when Walt becomes obsessed with getting rid of a fly that is contaminating his perfect product. The fly is a symbol for Walt's insecurities and guilt over the life he is leading. He has lost control over his life, and he takes it out on this fly that would not actually contaminate a deadly drug, as Jesse points out to him.
Walt unravels quickly in this bottle episode, as Jesse looks on with confusion and concern. "Fly" gives the audience various points of view throughout the episode, including the meth lab from the point of the view of the miniscule fly. It is riveting, heartbreaking, and creative. It is Breaking Bad at its very best.
3. "Cooperative Calligraphy" - Community
Community Season 2 Episode 8 is one of the most meta bottle episodes in the history of television. The group is trapped in the study room because Annie is looking for her purple pen and believes one of her friends took it. She refuses to let them leave until the pen is found, causing them to miss Greendale's puppy parade.
Abed, Community's resident television addict, comments frequently on this being a "bottle episode." Annie requires her friends to empty their bags so she can check their belongings, and at one point, they even have to do semi-strip searches to convince her that they did not take the pen.
As they look through everyone's belongings, secrets are revealed, and their psyches begin to unravel. It is a comedic and self-referrential take on Breaking Bad's "Fly." It will probably forever be remembered as one of the greatest bottle episodes of all-time.
4. "Secrets and Lies" - ER
ER Season 8 Episode 16 takes the audience out of the emergency room when five of the characters are sent to sexual harassment training after Dr. Weaver witnesses them being inappropriate with a patient's belongings. Their training is delayed when the teacher is late for class.
Since the five are stuck in a room together, they begin revealing intimate details about their lives and mocking each other. "Secrets and Lies" a welcome change-of-pace for ER and a great relationship building episode for Drs. Lewis, Carter, & Kovac and Abby.
5. "The Dinner Party" - Frasier
Frasier Season 6 Episode 17 happens in real time and only in Frasier's apartment. Frasier decides he wants to throw a dinner party for a prominent couple in Seattle, and he and Niles spend the 22 minutes of the episode planning the party. They argue over who to invite and struggle to decide which date to host the party.
When one of the invitees returns their phone call and leaves a message, they accidentally leave their phone on while talking about Frasier and Niles' unconventional brotherly relationship. The two main characters start to psychologically break down as they realize they have become overly dependent on each other.
The unique phrasing and wit of the show is stronger than ever in this episode, making it an enjoyable 22 minute peek into the minds of the Crane brothers.
6. "The One Where No One's Ready" - Friends
Friends frequently employed the bottle episode plot device to great success. Their first, "The One Where No One's Ready," has the group in Monica's apartment as they prepare for an event where Ross is speaking. Ross is stressed becuase no one is ready, except for Phoebe. Chandler and Joey are fighting over a chair, and Rachel does not want to go because Ross was being rude and condenscending to her.
Friends Season 3 Episode 2 takes place in real time, with the six friends only having 25 minutes until they have to leave. It provides the audience with some of Friends most quotable lines and is the beginning of a number of effective bottle episodes for the show.
By the time fall rolls around, all eyes may well be on FX.
The cable network has announced premiere dates for some of its most high profile series, and we're already counting down the days to their debuts.
First out of the gate is Mayans MC aka the spinoff of Sons of Anarchy. It will air Tuesday nights in the 10/9c slot from September 4.
"Kurt Sutter is a master storyteller, and Mayans MC has the raw energy and intensity that are hallmarks of his signature style,” said FX president Nick Grad in a statement when the show landed a series order.
“Thanks to Kurt, co-creator Elgin James, and this amazing cast, Mayans MC builds on the legacy of Sons of Anarchy, taking it in a thrilling new direction that we can’t wait for the world to see.”
The new series will be set over two years after the events of Sons of Anarchy and will focus on EZ Reyes (JD Pardo) who is out of prison and ready to make a name for himself a member of Mayans MC.
The cast of the series also includes Edward James Olmos, Sarah Bolger, Richard Cabral and Michael Irby.
Meanwhile, American Horror Story will return to Wednesdays this year and will kick debut September 12 at 10/9c. As previously reported, American Horror Story Season 8 will be a crossover between Murder House and Coven.
It's unclear whether the likes of Connie Britton, Jessica Lange, and Taissa Farmiga will return, but more details will be announced at a later date.
Ryan Murphy confirmed that all the witches from American Horror Season 3 have been asked back, and Emma Roberts confirmed she would be back as Madison.
None of the other stars have been confirmed as returning, but we're keeping our fingers crossed.
FXX has also revealed that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia will return for Season 13 Wednesday, September 5 at 10/9c.
The best part about Sunny is the leads are so creative you can find them there and pretty much everywhere else around TV these days, too.
While The Mick was canceled on Fox, Glen Howerton returns with AP Bio on NBC, and Charlie Day is bringing Cool Kids to Fox.
Still, if you haven't seen Sunny, after 13 seasons, don't you think it's about time to see what all the fuss is about?
Okay, TV Fanatics!
Are you as psyched to see the return of murder and witches on AHS as we are?
Do you think the Mayans have any chance of pulling in the kind of loyalty found by the Sons of Anarchy?
What are your thoughts on all of this FX news?
Hit the comments below and if you're interested, your best bet would be to watch American Horror Story online to get acquainted with the characters on that show that will be returning in the upcoming season.
Ever get that craving for an undead fruit pie or wish for a classic diner where you can eavesdrop on F.B.I. agents with your side of fries?
Maybe you're tired of having to order your meal and just want a waitress who can (literally) read your mind? From retro to recent, we've got your gastro-television recommendations here! Can't find the listing?
We've got you covered with our short, sweet, AND salty reviews of TV's most iconic establishments.
We'll rev up your inner restauranteur! If we COULD calm our hangry beast at one of our favorite TV-verse diner or dive, you KNOW we'd be reviewing the HECK out of it.
1. Royal Diner (Bones) - Awesome Fries But Don't Make a Federal Case Out Of It
Royal Diner (Bones) - CLASSIC AMERICAN - Serviceable lunch counter with limited seating. The menu has decent variety although you could probably order the same thing every day for, say, twelve years and be okay with it.
2. Bob's Burgers (Bob's Burgers) - Five-Star Burgers, Meh Service
Bob's Burgers (Bob's Burgers) - BURGERS - Family-run, typical greasy spoon. Never a wait for a table. Wait staff are short and sarcastic. Be sure to check out the daily special -- the punny name might be awful but the food isn't!
3. Central Perk (Friends) - The One With the Couches
Central Perk (Friends) - COFFEE SHOP - Amazing little coffee shop in the heart of Manhattan. No idea how they can afford the overhead for the location but it does some brisk business despite a few regulars who take up a lot of room. Service is good although staff turnover is high. Have an issue? Ask for Gunther.
4. Regal Beagle (Three's Company) - So Very Retro
Regal Beagle (Three's Company) - PUB GRUB - Come for the 1970s atmosphere, leave because you've probably had food (or a drink) spilled on you. The clientele is eclectic and the decor is a little confusing. I think I saw someone actually using a phone booth.
5. Restaurant (Sweetbitter) - High Class, No Name
Restaurant (Sweetbitter) - $$$$$ - You get what you pay for. Excellent service, exemplary food. There's a strong resemblance to the Union Square Cafe. Warning: cell phones don't work in the building. Super weird, it's like it's 2006 time warp or something.
6. Frank's Restaurant (C.S.I.) - Always Open But Smells Like Death
Frank's Restaurant (C.S.I.) - AMERICAN - Ostensibly open 24 hrs but often inaccessible due to police crime-scene tape. Regularly frequented by shift workers in law enforcement (both on and off-shift). Lots of parking (unless blocked off by more crime-scene tape) and ample seating.
Some relationships on television play the part up for laughs, and with others it just comes naturally.
We've created a slideshow below of 27 young old married couples!
1. Damon and Bonnie - The Vampire Diaries
We're still Team Bamon for life. Damon and Bonnie bickered constantly, but at the end of the day, they loved each other and were best friends. And we can't forget that when they were stuck in another dimension they read the newspaper and did crossword puzzles together. Can you get any more domestic?
2. Raj and Howard - The Big Bang Theory
Raj and Howard acting like an old married couple is a running gag on The Big Bang Theory. If we're being honest, we're surprised they ended up marrying other people instead of each other.
3. Mac and Dennis - It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Sometimes we forget that Mac and Dennis are roommates and not husbands who live together. They've even been called out by other characters for acting like an old married couple in the past.
4. Joey and Chandler - Friends
At the end of the day, Joey and Chandler will always be each other's true love. They lived together and even had two kids: a chick and a duck. You can't get much more married than that.
5. Michael and Maria - Roswell, New Mexico
Michael and Maria act like they've known each other for a century. When they're not bickering and acting like they want to rip each other's heads off, they're kissing and being the softest people on the planet. Somehow, it's an adorable mix.
6. Winston and Schmidt - New Girl
Winston and Schmidt's relationship was one of the highlights of New Girl. They already lived together, and they were always bickering with each other over the strangest things.
What's the most common question that runs through the mind of a TV viewer?
One would certainly be, "How is that still on the air?"
It's certainly understandable that a viewer might be confused, what with the TV and streaming landscapes awash with revivals and reboots.
It's equally understandable why TV executives would opt for the fading ratings of shows that are shadows of their former selves rather than take a chance on an unknown new series that may not strike a spark for viewers.
Everybody is aggrieved by one such show. Here are those shows considered the worst that somehow gained renewals by TV Fanatic staffers:
The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power (Amazon Prime)
The show had a two-season order before it premiered, but that was a bad idea. Despite starting off strong with beautiful scenery and a great premiere, somewhere in there, the show became a convoluted mess.
It featured nothing interesting except for the scene where the orks make a bomb out of a volcano.
It under-delivered on a captivating narrative for an expensive show, opting for a grand display of scenery. It featured too many storylines, which served little development to the story.
It was supposed to be as massive as Game of Thrones but pitted against House of the Dragon; it has nothing against it. It offered zero cultural impact despite being available in more countries than House of the Dragon.
If it were not for the legacy of The Lord of the Rings, this show didn't deserve a second season.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)
In its 14th season, this procedural is comfort viewing. To put it another way, there are few surprises anymore.
With the same four agents at its core for most of its run, it has certainly been consistent, unlike its mothership.
There's a case of the week, broken up by the agents' current personal roles: Sam becoming a caretaker, Callen marrying Anna, Deeks and Kensi turning into foster parents.
But it lost its heart several seasons ago, and it's time to admit that Hetty isn't returning any time soon. Linda Hunt was irreplaceable, and the show hasn't been the same since her unofficial departure.
It's time for the West Coast sun to set on the OSP.
And Just Like That (HBO Max)
After the second movie, HBO Max thought it would be a good idea to reunite some of the women to show them at a different stage of life.
In many respects, the series captured some of the magic that made the original series a success, but it was saddled with terrible writing and even worse supporting actors.
Many figured the show would be a distant memory quickly, but nope, we're being treated to another season.
Maybe they'll make things right. Perhaps they won't, but somehow, it will probably get a third season.
The Rookie (ABC)
The Rookie was an interesting and entertaining look at rookie police work.
The cast continues to do great work, but what they've got to work with is downright embarrassing.
Whether it's another case involving the force itself or the insipid love lives of the officers, this one-time guilty pleasure just leaves viewers guilty for watching without the promised pleasure it first offered.
Please free the cast so they can find material that lives up to their talents.
Emily in Paris (Netflix)
What probably makes Emily in Paris pirouetting into multiple seasons so irritating is how frequently Netflix cancels literally anything else, certainly series of better quality.
Emily is an insufferable and obnoxious protagonist in a series filled to the brim with barely tolerable caricatures.
And it's such a trope-filled mishmash of genuinely awful and off-putting stereotypes of both Americans and the French that it'll give you a headache faster than the wine you usually have to down to make it through a season.
And yet, we're three seasons into shallow writing with equally as vapid characters, questionable fashion, and pretty people. Thank goodness for the pretty people.
C'est la vie or whatever.
The Flash (The CW)
The Flash was an excellent show for maybe the first four years, but since then, it has become unrecognizable.
Most of the cast has left, the storylines are repetitive, and the villains are meh, which is sad because, traditionally, The Flash has quite the rogues gallery.
Yet somehow, it was still renewed.
It is time for this horse to die.
Firefly Lane (Netflix)
What makes Firefly Lane so irritating is they took everything wrong in the first season and made it even worse in the second season.
The wigs look more atrocious, and they need to learn to tell storylines well over three timelines.
Just as viewers were pulled into the central conflict between Kate and Tully and began to feel something, it switched back to their younger selves.
It barely followed the source material until the cliffhanger. Maybe, the third time is the charm when the series completes in June 2023.
Reacher (Amazon)
One can only hope that when Reacher returns with its sophomore season, it'll make some adjustments and maybe come close to living up to the puzzling hype and reception.
Reacher wasn't bad per se, but it wasn't particularly interesting. Unfortunately, Alan Ritchson had the size and physique, well sort of more gym rat frat bro than massive force, but he had none of the charisma.
The season was dense and laborious to get through, and the thrills and satisfying payoffs were few and far between. It had a pacing issue.
Reacher rested its laurels on the primary victories, casting a tall lead and sticking close to the source material with little else going for it.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX)
There aren't many shows that warrant more than ten seasons, and how It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia managed a three-season renewal is beyond imagining.
One would think Frank Reynolds came up with some nefarious scheme to keep them going.
While the scope of nastiness and ignorance exhibited by the core characters is somewhat impressive, their lack of actual humanity is incredibly off-putting these days, where a little kindness is necessary in our escapist narrative.
There's a lot of television out there to choose from. Who the gang from Paddy's Pub appeals to is a riddle wrapped in an enigma as served in a questionable beer.
The Goldbergs (ABC)
In the words of the late, great Kenny Rogers, "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." This hoary sitcom hasn't had a winning hand in recent years.
First, George Segal, who played Beverly's father, Pops, died in 2021. Then Jeff Garlin had a messy exit in 2021, and his patriarch Murray suffered an offscreen death between seasons.
Instead of accepting these as a sign, producers just plugged in Judd Hirsch as Murray's dad Pop-Pop, and the repetitious show has kept sputtering along.
Wendi McLendon-Covey is a TV goddess, and her Beverly has been the heart of the series for ten seasons, but she needs to bound off some adults. It's time to let the young Goldbergs all start their own offscreen lives and for ABC to try something new at the head of a comedy lineup.
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What shows do you think have lived long past their expiration date?
After a hard day working, some people prefer resting at home before the next day begins. Others go to their favorite bar for a cold drink and honest, unfiltered conversation.
On TV, bars are much more significant. They are more than the place you go to get drunk and probably make bad decisions. Essential plot points happen in bars. People meet and fall in love inside bars. Breakups also occur in them.
For some characters, bars help them put food on the table and clothes on their backs.
We have rounded up seventeen iconic bars and clubs that viewers and characters adore or hate. They may even inspire the name of the bar you might open.
17. Cheers (Cheers)
Kicking us off is the bar, where an entire show is almost exclusively set in.
Cheer is owned by Sam but has had many owners before him, and he later sells it to someone else.
Cheer is the perfect setting to dive into issues such as feminism, homosexuality, and addiction.
Cheers was never afraid to discuss the seemingly undiscussable, and any stranger or regular could walk into Cheers and teach the others a little something.
16. How I Met Your Mother (McLaren's)
This bar is essential in the show as many vital moments happen here.
It is where Ted, Barney, Lily, Robin, and Marshall hang out, as it is conveniently located under Ted, Lily, and Marshal's apartment.
The bar differs from most of this list because it offers a full kitchen service.
Fun fact: the bar is based on four bars where the show's crew used to drink and is named after its associate producer.
15. Chicago Fire (Molly's)
Molly's had a few names before the owners chose to call it so.
It is owned by Christopher, Mouch, and Trudy Pratt but has had other owners.
Members of Firehouse 51, as well as other first responders, frequent the bar.
It is inspired by a real bar called Lotties Pub, where the show's exterior scenes are shot.
14. Grey's Anatomy (Emerald City Bar)
The bar is located across from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital and is owned by Joe. It has been nicknamed Joe's after the owner.
It is where staff from the hospital go on dates and relax after their shifts.
Joe has owned it for over fifteen years, although he hasn't been seen in it in recent years, like early on.
Many first meetings of romantically inclined couples have happened here.
13. Three's a Company (The Regal Beagle)
The Regal Beagle was where the roommates would usually hang out.
Before its use lessened in later seasons, it was where they would meet each other and their dates and relax and drink beer.
At some point, the bar inspired real-life cocktails based on the show's era.
12. Revenge (Porter's Stowaway Tavern)
The bar is located in Montauk, New Jersey, and is owned by The Porters.
The bar is the lifeline for the family when they have money problems and have to sell their house, thus moving above the tavern.
It was destroyed when Charlotte set it on fire, and Jack decided not to rebuild it.
11. Riverdale (La Bonne Nuit)
La Bonne Nuit is owned by Veronica Lodge and can be found under Pops.
It is a speakeasy that shelters the characters from the reaches of Riverdale's big bad, Hiram Lodge.
Over the years, despite Hiram's efforts to get it closed, it has persevered.
It has been the venue for some of the most iconic musical number performances by Veronica, Cheryl, Toni, and Kevin.
10. Animal Kingdom (The Drop)
The Drop is owned by Deran Cody, the youngest of the Cody brothers, and is found at Oceanside.
After realizing that crime won't pay for long, Deran decides to invest his money and buy the bar. It is not the best investment decision since the bar seems to cause more trouble than it returns in profit.
The bar has a back room where beer is stored, and Deran crashes sometimes.
It has seen wild sex from Deran's hookups, some brawls, and assaults, and it's even home to a murder.
09. Power (Truth)
Truth is a high-end club owned by James St. Patrick in New York.
Like Deran, James used Truth to escape his life of crime.
From its early days, Truth was a headache for James. From constant attacks by New York's night scene giants and the constant intrusion by his double lives when they would bleed into each other, it gave him sleepless nights.
It was almost poetic when the club was the last place James breathed despite it being his second chance at life.
08. Walker (The Sidestep)
The Sidestep is owned by The Walker family and is located in Texas.
It is a family-run business where anyone of age has worked, including Cordell, Liam, and Stella.
It has been the scene for rivalries, romance, and self-searching.
It offers a soft landing for the Walkers but has also faced legal problems, especially when August -- a minor -- has a party there. And served alcohol to other minors!
07. Queer as Folk (2000) (Babylon)
Babylon's owner is unknown, located in Pittsburgh, where the show is set.
In a world that openly hates Queer people to the point of shooting out gay bars, Babylon offers a safe space for Queer men in Pittsburgh.
It has the signature thumpa thumpa found in many gay bars from loud pop music.
The number of sexual and romantic quests on its dance floor and bathrooms can't be quantified.
06. P-Valley (The Pynk)
The Pynk is primarily owned by Uncle Clifford and situated on one side of the Mississippi River. Uncle Clifford inherited it from their mother after she passed on.
It is the lifeline to many souls in the south and most to the strippers who grace it every evening.
It has been the venue for drama, arguments, sex, drugs, alcohol, and an occasional shootout.
It has undergone various problems, including a potential rival casino, crime, and COVID.
05. Family Guy (The Drunken Clam)
The Drunken Clam is owned by Jerome and is found at the fictional Quahog.
It is where the four friends come to drink after doing nothing.
Many not-so-brilliant ideas have occurred to the gang here, whether under alcohol or not.
It has also been the scene for a fight between Peter and his biggest enemy -- the chicken.
04. The Sopranos (Bada Bing)
Bada Bing is owned by mob boss Tony Soprano and is located somewhere in New Jersey.
It serves as a regular strip club and a front for mob operations.
At the back, there is an office and a lounge where the mob guys hang out doing absolutely nothing before going to harass and shakedown actual business owners.
It has been a scene for drugs and murder. Despite the gentrification happening in the neighborhood, it perseveres.
03. Letterkenny (MoDean's)
MoDean's is owned by Gail and is found in Letterkenny. It is arguably the only bar in Letterkenny.
It is where the hockey players go to be roasted by Shoresy and rejected by girls.
The hicks may not fight at weddings but show muscle at MoDean's.
Someone might have a good time if they are not constantly sexually harassed by Gail.
02. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Paddy's Pub)
Paddy's ownership is a murky affair like many others in Sunny. Charlie, the whole gang, or no one might own it. It is found in Philadelphia.
Many events happen here. It is impossible to single out one thing. But it can be said with absolute certainty that many horrible ideas have been born here.
The fact that the bar still stands is a miracle as it runs itself.
Many crimes and immoral things have happened here. The list is endless.
01. Shameless (The Alibi)
Veronica and Kevin Fisher own the Alibi. It is found in Chicago.
The Alibi is as iconic as the Gallagher kitchen.
Insane stuff has happened here, including illegal business, death, robbery, and multiple sexual assaults. The bar boasts the title of the most rapey bar in the Southside.
It is where Mickey iconically came out and declared his love for Ian. Of course, it ended in a massive fight between Mickey and his dad, but a stand was made that day.
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So, which one of these fictional bars would you want to mingle with its patrons if you had the chance? Which one would you not pass near its street if it saved your life? Let us know in the comments.
"If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers." Lionel Hutz, defense attorney
There may not be a setting more suited to English language television than the courtroom.
Applying the real world rule of law to hypothetical cases dreamed up by the writers, from the tragic to the preposterous, underlines the drama in ways unique to the courtroom genre and makes champions of those who defend the wrongly (or not so wrongly) accused.
Right or wrong, innocent or guilty, these are the law talkin' guys and gals we'd want to have on our side in a court of law.
Ben Matlock, Matlock
If you're counting down TV's best defense lawyers, this one's obligatory. Ben Matlock, portrayed by TV legend Andy Griffith, wrote the playbook on dramatic reveals and turnarounds in front of the jury.
Matlock blurred the line between detective show and courtroom procedural as he would clear his clients by calling perpetrators to the stand and walk them right into a confession.
Matlock's record as a defense attorney is unimpeachable, but what we really like about this guy is he doesn't charge you if you're broke!
Kim Wexler, Better Call Saul
The most important thing to remember about Kim Wexler, played by Rhea Seehorn in an era defining performance, is that she quit her high profile corporate lawyer gig to work pro bono, defending the disadvantaged and underprivileged residents of New Mexico.
To call her "incorruptible" might be a stretch, given the sometimes felonious mischief she and Jimmy McGill got up to, but for the most part she kept true to her calling as a public defender, displaying a degree of moral fortitude rarely glimpsed in Vince Gilligan's comprehensively corrupt Albuquerque.
Charlie Kelley, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has more than a few attorneys to choose from. Ask us a few seasons ago and we would have gone with the unnamed Lawyer who scammed the gang out of the merchandising rights for Paddy's Pub.
But when push came to shove, the Lawyer ultimately lost the only case against the gang that he ever had go to trial, owing to the mental duress of his ongoing divorce (and the rather frequent torment the gang themselves put him through).
If you want the best legal representation in Philadelphia, you're gonna have to go with the guy who outlawyered him there, none other than Charlie Kelley (Charlie Day)... If your case involves birds, that is.
And if you're not too hung up on trivialities like law degrees and passing the bar.
Denny Crane, Boston Legal
It's hard to pick a favorite defender on Boston Legal, but when things get desperate, your back is against the wall, and you need someone who's not afraid to put their whole reputation on the line with a hail mary pass, you're gonna want someone like Will Shatner's Denny Crane in your corner.
One might expect Crane's early onset dementia to be a professional compromise, but, as illustrated on the classic episode "Son of the Defender," which sees him strapped to an explosive vest and forced to rehash his first trial, Denny's condition inspires him with a fearless and unwavering integrity.
In the face of disbarment, ridicule, incarceration, and even certain death, he'll fight for his clients and for what he thinks is right, and that's exactly who you want defending you in a court of law when you're running out of options.
Ann Kelsey, L.A. Law
You could put the names of every McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak attorney in a hat, pull one without looking, and get excellent representation.
But it may have been Jill Eikenberry as Ann Kelsey who was most frequently called on to cite precedent, rulings, and constitutional rights at a moment's notice.
Check out "P.S. Your Shrink is Dead," where Kelsey dismantles an immigration arrest on the spot, or "Justice Swerved," when she instructs a client on how to handle a trumped up DUI charge as he's being dragged into the police cruiser.
So much of a criminal case depends on how you respond to being pulled over, cuffed, and arrested, and Kelsey will make sure you don't hang yourself with all that rope the arresting officer was kind enough to give you.
Matt Murdock, Daredevil
Look, who else is gonna put on some red pajamas and go beat people up to prove your innocence? Exactly. That's what makes Charlie Cox's Matt Murdock so good at his job.
Old Man Waterfall, Futurama
As much as we'd like to include Lionel Hutz on this list, he's just as likely to land you in jail as he is to score you a juicy settlement.
The most qualified attorney from a Matt Groening show would have to be the Phil Hendrie voiced Old Man Waterfall, the 97 year old bisexual polygamist Satanist veteran of several intergalactic wars.
A fierce patriot, Waterfall nevertheless put his personal feelings on the flag aside to defend Zoidberg's right to eat it, and he actually won the case.
As ridiculous a character as he may be, Waterfall represents a cornerstone principle of constitutional law, ultimately proving his willingness to die for Zoidberg's right to express unpopular ideas.
Though officially KIA during the invasion of the lobster people, Waterfall thankfully has a son, a grandson, two great grandsons, and a great granddaughter to fill the one legged lawyer's remaining shoe.
Jackie Chiles, Seinfeld
If you want to hold big business' feet to the fire, Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles, portrayed by Phil Morris, should be your go-to guy.
Famously inspired by Johnnie Cochran, the fast-talking advocate for consumer and employee rights admittedly might not have the most impressive track record when it comes to the cases he's pushed on behalf of client Cosmo Kramer.
But it should be noted that that's only because Kramer is so frequently willing to take the first settlement offer, or otherwise sabotage his own legal efforts. Who told him to put a balm on it, anyway?
Rafael Barba, Law & Order: SVU
A lawyer who fights for you isn't always going to be a defense attorney. Sometimes it's an Assistant District Attorney like Rafael Barba (Raul Esparza) of Law & Order: SVU who will see that justice is done on your behalf.
Barba makes the list for being the best prosecutor the show has ever had, but also for the simple fact that he's so much fun to watch.
He's confrontational when he needs to be, evasive when that'll do the trick, and always employing a kind of verbal sleight of hand in order to secure a conviction, taking witnesses and suspects through an emotional journey before revealing his motives.
Mickey Haller, Lincoln Lawyer
Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Mickey Haller, the titular Lincoln Lawyer, running a law firm from the back of his 1963 Lincoln Continental and a pair of Navigators, is a guy who's been on the other side of the law more than once, having overcome addiction before practicing law.
There are plenty of lawyers who will fight for you, but, given his criminal history, Haller is in a unique position to actually understand his clients.
Who are your favorite TV lawyers?
Hit the comments below to tell us who you would want in your corner during your day in court?
Forget the Oscar or the Emmy. How do you know you've made it in showbusiness? When you become a meme!
That's right, these Hollywood stars have earned their internet immortality thanks to one pivotal scene that defined their character and reflected the voice of a generation.
Hollywood Stars: Take your place in history, along with Bad News Brian, Ermahgerd Girl, Third World Skeptical Kid, and Grumpy Cat!
Here are 20 TV scenes that are so good that they became memes.
17. Math Lady (Senhora do Destino)
Renata Sorrah, a Brazilian telenovela star, played the role of Nazaré Tedesco in the hit series "Senhora do Destino."
Little did you know that while we all know her as confused, Brazilian soap opera fans remember her as one of the all-time best telenovela villains.
16. Homelander Laughing (The Boys)
Regardless of what you think about The Boys, Eric Kripke's grotesque homage to superheroes misbehaving, it's hard to deny Antony Starr (Homelander) has a face that even Martha Kent couldn't love.
Watch how his confusion melts away to laughter in this classic meme, proving Homelander lives and dies for the camera.
And Joe has the perfect response, symbolizing our evil exes at that exact moment.
"What The..."
5. Sweating Guy (Key & Peele)
Kudos to those guys who still think their significant other is computer illiterate and doesn't know what you've been researching online.
Sweating Guy from Key & Peele knows he's busted and became an internet sensation for not maintaining his poker face.
But neither did Missus Sweating Girl, for that matter.
4. Shut Up and Take My Money (Futurama)
Since when did Fry become the voice of a generation -- especially considering he's the voice of two generations, the latter of which has a zeitgeist happening thousands of years in the future?
Nevertheless, the heartless but whimsical consumerism of the Futurama universe somehow captures our corporate thirst.
Whenever there's something new and brilliant, we don't want you to sell it to us. Just take our money because that's what you do!
3. Shocked Pikachu (Pokemon)
What better way to illustrate your enemy's surprise (and lack of foresight) than by painting them as a naive Pikachu?
Surprised Pikachu in meme form usually represents the one internet dummy who made that stupid mistake (usually a top-name brand underestimating its customers' impatience) and should have known better.
Maybe Pikachu didn't see it coming, but YOU should have anticipated it.
2. I Don't Think Of You At All (Mad Men)
Mad Men may have been the best series to define the Silent Generation's voice – however little they had to say to future generations.
There's no better show and no better meme to capture that spirit.
The conflict between idealist ad man Michael Ginsberg (his name probably not a coincidence) clashes with rogue cynic Don Draper.
This meme has been usurped for hundreds of reasons and various political causes.
It not only captures Homer's shy and humiliating retreat into the bushes but also echoes the sentiment of Rod and Todd Flanders upon hearing Ned's faulty reasoning.
Ned constantly lectures his children against lying.
When he tries to Nedsplain to them why little white lies are sometimes necessary, his children correct him with this heart punch.
"Lies make baby Jesus cry."
You may be able to dismiss the Homer Simpsons in life. But the Rods and Todds are always listening to you!
We surely missed some popular memes, but which of your favorites were snubbed and why?
By the time fall rolls around, all eyes may well be on FX.
The cable network has announced premiere dates for some of its most high profile series, and we're already counting down the days to their debuts.
First out of the gate is Mayans MC aka the spinoff of Sons of Anarchy. It will air Tuesday nights in the 10/9c slot from September 4.
"Kurt Sutter is a master storyteller, and Mayans MC has the raw energy and intensity that are hallmarks of his signature style,” said FX president Nick Grad in a statement when the show landed a series order.
“Thanks to Kurt, co-creator Elgin James, and this amazing cast, Mayans MC builds on the legacy of Sons of Anarchy, taking it in a thrilling new direction that we can’t wait for the world to see.”
The new series will be set over two years after the events of Sons of Anarchy and will focus on EZ Reyes (JD Pardo) who is out of prison and ready to make a name for himself a member of Mayans MC.
The cast of the series also includes Edward James Olmos, Sarah Bolger, Richard Cabral and Michael Irby.
Meanwhile, American Horror Story will return to Wednesdays this year and will kick debut September 12 at 10/9c. As previously reported, American Horror Story Season 8 will be a crossover between Murder House and Coven.
It's unclear whether the likes of Connie Britton, Jessica Lange, and Taissa Farmiga will return, but more details will be announced at a later date.
Ryan Murphy confirmed that all the witches from American Horror Season 3 have been asked back, and Emma Roberts confirmed she would be back as Madison.
None of the other stars have been confirmed as returning, but we're keeping our fingers crossed.
(Getty Images for Tribeca Film Festival/Ilya S. Savenok)
FXX has also revealed that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia will return for Season 13 Wednesday, September 5 at 10/9c.
The best part about Sunny is the leads are so creative you can find them there and pretty much everywhere else around TV these days, too.
While The Mick was canceled on Fox, Glen Howerton returns with AP Bio on NBC, and Charlie Day is bringing Cool Kids to Fox.
Still, if you haven't seen Sunny, after 13 seasons, don't you think it's about time to see what all the fuss is about?
Okay, TV Fanatics!
Are you as psyched to see the return of murder and witches on AHS as we are?
Do you think the Mayans have any chance of pulling in the kind of loyalty found by the Sons of Anarchy?
What are your thoughts on all of this FX news?
Hit the comments below and if you're interested, your best bet would be to watch American Horror Story online to get acquainted with the characters on that show that will be returning in the upcoming season.
Ever get that craving for an undead fruit pie or wish for a classic diner where you can eavesdrop on F.B.I. agents with your side of fries?
Maybe you’re tired of having to order your meal and just want a waitress who can (literally) read your mind? From retro to recent, we’ve got your gastro-television recommendations here! Can’t find the listing?
We’ve got you covered with our short, sweet, AND salty reviews of TV’s most iconic establishments.
We’ll rev up your inner restauranteur! If we COULD calm our hangry beast at one of our favorite TV-verse diner or dive, you KNOW we’d be reviewing the HECK out of it.
Royal Diner (Bones) – Awesome Fries But Don’t Make a Federal Case Out Of It
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Royal Diner (Bones) – CLASSIC AMERICAN – Serviceable lunch counter with limited seating. The menu has decent variety although you could probably order the same thing every day for, say, twelve years and be okay with it.
Bob’s Burgers (Bob’s Burgers) – Five-Star Burgers, Meh Service
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Bob’s Burgers (Bob’s Burgers) – BURGERS – Family-run, typical greasy spoon. Never a wait for a table. Wait staff are short and sarcastic. Be sure to check out the daily special — the punny name might be awful but the food isn’t!
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Central Perk (Friends) – The One With the Couches
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Central Perk (Friends) – COFFEE SHOP – Amazing little coffee shop in the heart of Manhattan. No idea how they can afford the overhead for the location but it does some brisk business despite a few regulars who take up a lot of room. Service is good although staff turnover is high. Have an issue? Ask for Gunther.
Regal Beagle (Three’s Company) – So Very Retro
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Regal Beagle (Three’s Company) – PUB GRUB – Come for the 1970s atmosphere, leave because you’ve probably had food (or a drink) spilled on you. The clientele is eclectic and the decor is a little confusing. I think I saw someone actually using a phone booth.
Restaurant (Sweetbitter) – High Class, No Name
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Restaurant (Sweetbitter) – $$$$$ – You get what you pay for. Excellent service, exemplary food. There’s a strong resemblance to the Union Square Cafe. Warning: cell phones don’t work in the building. Super weird, it’s like it’s 2006 time warp or something.
(STARZ/Macall Polay)
Frank’s Restaurant (C.S.I.) – Always Open But Smells Like Death
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Frank’s Restaurant (C.S.I.) – AMERICAN – Ostensibly open 24 hrs but often inaccessible due to police crime-scene tape. Regularly frequented by shift workers in law enforcement (both on and off-shift). Lots of parking (unless blocked off by more crime-scene tape) and ample seating.
McLaren’s Pub (How I Met Your Mother) – Legendary
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McLaren’s Pub (How I Met Your Mother) – Irish Pub – Always busy and bustling. Not surprisingly, people start to look alike after a while. Beware the Woo Girls and get your drinks order in early. Then you can sit back and relax. You never know who you’ll meet at this place.
(FOX/ERIC MCCANDLESS)
The Max (Saved by the Bell) – A Real Throwback but Rings a Bell
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The Max (Saved by the Bell) – SIT DOWN FAST FOOD JOINT – So much glass brick and pastels! Popular high school hangout with a juke-box vibe. Owner’s a little peculiar but has a quirky sort of charm. Service is usually pretty quick and no one seems to pay their bill. Regulars are friendly and seem extremely familiar…
The Pie Hole (Pushing Daisies) – Come in For a Slice, It’s to Die For
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The Pie Hole (Pushing Daisies) – DESSERT – This place elevates the pie to a work of art. Every fresh fruit variety you could possibly imagine, even ones you’d think were MONTHS out of season. Great place for people-watching too. The brunette and the owner have a real will they/won’t they vibe. 😉
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Merlotte’s Bar and Grill (True Blood) – A Bloody Fine Meal
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Merlotte’s Bar and Grill (True Blood) – LOUISIANA PUB GRUB – Best night out to be had in Bon Temps. Authentic atmosphere and caters to all palettes. Our waitress was cute and friendly but a little distracted. Mind you, she seemed to know what we wanted before we even ordered so no complaints about the service. Locals are colorful, if a little long in the tooth.
(John P. Johnson/HBO)
LUX (Lucifer) – It’s What You Truly Desire
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LUX (Lucifer) – NIGHT CLUB – This is the place for the most heavenly drinks in the most hedonistic setting. Anything you could possibly wish for is available … at a price. Just ask for Mr. Morningstar. He always gets his due.
Restaurant That Still Employs Christy Plunkett (Mom) – Not Your Mom’s Fine Dining
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Restaurant That Still Employs Christy Plunkett (Mom) – FINE DINING – The food here is good. It’s even better if you manage to get what you actually ordered. Service is hit-or-miss and I get the sense the kitchen is in a constant state of chaos. Management seems stressed.
The Bronze (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) – They Really Should Serve Steak
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The Bronze (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) – NIGHT CLUB – This place has had its issues over the years. But when it’s not closed for fumigation … or renovations … or rebuilding, it’s an awesome after-hours hang-out with the BEST bands. And sometimes the floor show is just as interesting as what’s on the stage.
Cheers (Cheers) – They Don’t Really Know Your Name
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Cheers (Cheers) – PUB – Underwhelming service but the prices are pretty unbeatable. Bartenders are a nice lot, really patient with the regulars. Honestly, I found the atmosphere a little depressing and there’s an annoying laugh track that plays at weird intervals.
Luke’s Diner (Gilmore Girls) – Best Behavior Required
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Luke’s Diner (Gilmore Girls) – AMERICAN – Kind of the only game in Stars Hollow if you need coffee or a quick lunch. Owner – operator can be a bit of a jerk about stuff so if you want to finish your meal in peace, DON’T take out your cell phone (there’s a sign on the wall).
(Saeed Adyani/Netflix)
Granny’s Diner (Once Upon A Time) – Once Upon a Diner
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Granny’s Diner (Once Upon A Time) – CLASSIC GRILL – This is a fairy tale of an eatery. Prices are a wish come true and they seem to make orders appear like magic. Everyone in town eats here. Be sure to drop in for the “Dinner Special” any weeknight, 4-6pm or you’ll curse yourself in the morning.
Langford’s (The Odd Couple) – Sports With a Side of Sarcasm
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Langford’s (The Odd Couple) – SPORTS BAR & GRILL – Screens on every wall guaranteed to be showing something you can shout at over your beer and burger. The newer waitress has a lot to say although most of it has nothing to do with the food. If you keep your eyes open, you may spot some local sports “celebs” having a pint.
Peach Pit (Beverly Hills 90210) – Serving It Up Old School
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Peach Pit (Beverly Hills 90210) – BURGERS – This is the OG of retro. Lino counters, 50s style uniforms, mini-jukeboxes on every table. The only thing missing is the wait staff on rollerskates.
The NEW Sirens Club (Gotham) – The Ultimate Girls’ Night Out
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The NEW Sirens Club (Gotham) – NIGHTCLUB – This place always seems to be under new management but in this case, the NEW is the OLD bosses and they’ve put some real money into the renos. Most noticeably, the center bar looks like a giant… Georgia O’Keefe subject. This is THE place to be seen in Gotham. Until it’s blown up or whatever… again.
Nuovo Vesuvio (The Sopranos) – They Treat You Like The Family
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Nuovo Vesuvio (The Sopranos) – UPSCALE ITALIAN – Amazing cuisine with a real shoot-from-the-hip authenticity. Meatballs like Mama used to make and a clientele that would make a Corleone feel nervous. Enjoy your meal, tip your server, just don’t make too much eye-contact, capisce?
Paddy’s Irish Pub (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) – All Sorts of Wrong
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Paddy’s Irish Pub (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) – PUB? – Not even sure how to review this place. “Service” could be a euphemism for many of the activities that seemed to be taking place. Mostly, it looked like a sketchy bunch of regulars were helping themselves to the bar. My order never came so I left. Also, I think the janitor (well, he had a mop) stole my wallet.
Everyone has, at some point, imagined a scenario where he is an amazing singer stepping onto a stage, and wowing thousands of people with his voice.
Since we can’t do that, we’ll stick to the next best thing — writing about those people who can sing — because living vicariously through them is so much more fun.
Also, try not to smash your phone to pieces when you come across characters from canceled shows you’re still pissed about, because it is a cruel world we live in, and no one likes us having good things.
Settle down as we count down these 31 characters who you’d never expect can sing anyone back from the edge, and do it with style!
Walter Bishop (Fringe)
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Yes, John Noble does sing. Walter sings his way into our hearts in an attempt to entertain a young girl in the lab. Sure, he was high on his famous strain of weed — Brown Betty — but that doesn’t make it any less awesome.
Eliza Dooley (Selfie)
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In this superb show that was taken from us way too soon, the magnificent Karen Gillan played the part of Eliza Dooley; a narcissistic yasss queen who, in the tenth episode, has her heart broken at an office party by her mentor/love interest. She goes on to get super drunk like any normal person in her shoes would, then summons the courage to get on stage and belt out a heart-wrenching rendition of Sia’s Chandelier which left everyone on either side of the TV screen with jaws wide open, and a tear rolling down one chin.
Larry Paul (Ally McBeal)
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There really isn’t much to say about this one other than the fact that there is no greater sight than a suave-looking Robert Downey Jr singing River while playing the piano.
Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
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In hands down the best cold open of this show, detective Peralta leads five guys in a suspect line-up in an impromptu cover of I Want it That Way by The Backstreet Boys. It’s all good though because it helps them identify the murderer amongst the guys. In the off chance that this cop thing doesn’t work out, Jake can join a choir, and we’re sure he’d make a killing — not literally of course.
Joe West (The Flash)
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The Arrowverse is swarming with actors who have had a chance to showcase their vocal talents on-screen before with one of the few exceptions being Joe West. Now, this probably didn’t come as a shock to people who had prior knowledge of his career on Broadway but to those who were seeing him onstage with a mic for the first time on The Flash, it was one of those moments where your only reaction is “what the hell am I seeing?”.
Lucy Preston (Timeless)
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On Timeless Season 2 Episode 3, Lucy and the guys find themselves in 1941 at a party filled with Hollywood studio execs. Undercover as someone in the showbiz, she finds herself backed into a corner when the host requests she serenades his guest with her supposedly mesmerizing voice. I’m sure a lot of people were already screaming at their TVs for her to make an excuse and get out of there. It turns out Lucy is an undercover siren, and she had everyone in a hypnotic trance before she was done.
Archie Andrews (Riverdale)
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Archie’s musical talent was kind of a big deal in season one — it was how Miss Grundy got into his pants after all — but not anymore. These days he’s more into committing felonies and standing shirtless while making threats on camera surrounded by his fellow gang members. But when Archie stops being Archie long enough to pick up a guitar and a mic, he actually sounds amazing.
Lavinia Peck-Foster (Trial And Error)
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She’s evil, she’s classy, and she knows how to bewitch the people of East Peck with a voice fit for the Opera. In the second season of this mockumentary-styled show, she leads the town in a 16-minute song called Light Of Our Lives in remembrance of Mickey Moose, the town’s celebrity moose who had just passed.
Batman (The brave And The Bold)
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The Music Meister showed up in Gotham to cause the usual mayhem and destruction by singing at a specific frequency that can hypnotize people. What he wasn’t counting on was the caped crusader having a set of vocal chords to match his. Music Meister was taken by surprise, and so were we.
Karma Ashcroft (Faking It)
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Amy and karma were thick as thieves since childhood until that staged kiss brought a lot of Amy’s suppressed feelings bubbling to the surface. As a result, cracks began to form between them, and at a point, they stopped talking to each other. Well, that is until Karma brought a guitar and some grade-A pipes to her soulmate’s window and wooed Amy all over again.
Jessica Day (New Girl)
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Whether you knew it or not, you’ve been listening to Jess singing the New Girl theme song for the whole duration of this show. She also takes every chance she gets to put everything into a song. Annoying as it may sometimes be, we can’t deny she has a surprisingly decent tenor.
(Isabella Vosmikova/FOX)
Andy Bernard (The Office)
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Andy is well-known for his love of music, along with his banjo and guitar-playing skills. But, before he became synonymous with those things, “Nard Dog” first put himself on everyone’s radar when he sang an acapella version of Drift Away in the car with Jim. We really hope he has returned to Cornell and mentored his former acapella group to stardom.
Malcolm Merlyn (Arrow)
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You’ve got to admit; Malcolm has come a long way since his days as the dark, mass-murdering reflection of Oliver. All those years of transformation came to a peak when he broke out into song on The Flash’s musical episode. Who knew a man so dark could have such an angelic voice?
Marnie Michaels (Girls)
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We weren’t prepared for this woman’s exquisite voice, and we certainly weren’t prepared for the extreme awkwardness of that scene where she stood in a room full of people and sang her version of Stronger. It doesn’t sound like much without context, so this is one of those instances where you have to watch it to understand it.
Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
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Our favorite nerds have a bonafide choir singer hiding amongst them, and his name is Sheldon. His singing became a common occurrence later on, but quite a lot of people were surprised when he first sang on the show.
Fallon and Steven Carrington (Dynasty)
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Blake’s father was a piece of work, but as a result of his coming to his son’s house, we had the privilege of seeing Steven and Fallon perform a duet. This wasn’t shocking to folks who have followed the actress from her days on Nickelodeon’s Victorious, but not everyone is as hip, or cool.
Derek Jones (Star)
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Star is a musical series, so perhaps no one should’ve been surprised when Alex’s boyfriend showed what a fine vocalist he is in his own right. That imaginary sequence where Alex finds himself able to walk again is cruel on so many levels, but we would go through that again just to hear him sing “You Might Be” with Alex again.
(Carin Baer/FOX)
Gordon Grimes (The Orville)
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This one is a blink-and-you-miss-it situation. Pay close attention to shots of Gordon on the bridge, and you’ll find a couple of moments where he sings. He does so quite beautifully too.
Buffy (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
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Buffy (The show) has definitely aged well. Almost two decades later and that musical episode is still considered the gold standard for any musical episode. Early on in the sixth season, a demon comes to town and compels everyone to confess their deepest secrets in song. Seeing Buffy at the beginning of the episode crooning about how dull her life has become set the tone for an episode that has since gone down in history as one of the best.
Anne Flatch (Trial And Error)
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While we’re still pissed they didn’t find a way to have John Lithgow break out his pipes for a song or two in the first season of this show, we were more than compensated for that when Anne was asked to take the stand in the murder trial of Larry Henderson. What happened next was pure gold, as she was asked to sing a portion of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. A few seconds was all it took to move us and a couple of jurors to tears, and the whole courtroom to erupt in applause and whistles.
Callie Torres (Grey’s anatomy)
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After suffering brain trauma in a car accident, an unconscious Callie ejects her soul — Doctor Strange style — and stands by her own bedside and watches as her colleagues do all they can to save both her and her unborn baby. Things take a turn for the musical soon after as she bursts into song, and so do the other doctors.
Eliot (The Magicians)
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Eliot is a king, and he is fabulous. With war approaching, Margo casts a spell that makes everyone sing his heart out as a means of exorcising the tension and inspiring their army to fight. Everything about Eliot’s singing is made even better by their choice of song on that day — One Day More from Les Miserables.
(Eric Milner/Syfy)
Charles Rutherford (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
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Charlie has got issues — He’s psychopathic with an almost dissociative personality. He routinely abuses substances and says the most inappropriate things. However, he’s also an amazing vocalist, which is not something you’d associate with Charlie Day’s cartoonishly high-pitched voice.
Shawn and Gus (Psych)
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These two friends and business partners have a flair for the dramatic — not that Gus will ever admit it. Shawn’s efforts to preserve the ruse of him being a legitimate psychic lasted as long as it did only because of him. It’s only fitting that a couple of guys who are basically into show business will possess a voice to entrance their audience. That doesn’t mean it didn’t surprise lots of people when that musical episode aired.
Fez (That 70s Show)
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Are they ever going to tell us this guy’s real name, or where he’s from? Creepy Fez didn’t disappoint when he starred in the school musical show. And who remembers the time he whistled “Don’t Worry Be Happy” to perfection? those were the times.
Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess)
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Any friendship will be strained by the knowledge of your best friend’s demon daughter killing your son, and that is exactly what happened between Xena and Gabrielle. The road to reconciliation was a rough one, but it culminated in the two of them being transported to another realm where they had to sing their way back into each other’s good graces before they could escape. Seeing Xena sing is a memory we will cherish forever.
Astrid Farnsworth (Fringe)
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In one of Fringe’s best standalone episodes, we’re treated to the sight of Astrid (in an alternate noir world) singing her way through a job interview. Don’t we all wish we could do that? It was a refreshingly unexpected break from the science jargon we heard all the time.
Betty Cooper (Riverdale)
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Picture this: you’re at a bar with a bunch of gang members celebrating the retirement of your boyfriend’s dad, and your mom is there too. What do you do? Obviously, there is no single answer to that question, but if you’re Betty you get into some sexy lingerie and strip dance on a pole to the tune “Mad World” in front of everybody. While we will forever try to erase that scene from our collective memories, we can still appreciate the surprising delicateness of Betty’s voice.
(Katie Yu/The CW)
Troy Barnes (Community)
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As a Jehovah’s witness, Troy made it clear he wasn’t supposed to celebrate Christmas. He’s later convinced to “infiltrate” Christian holidays and take them down from the inside. Cue music number and the phenom that will come to be known as Childish Gambino sings and raps to everyone’s amazement.
(Justin Lubin/NBC)
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
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It only took them six seasons of non-stop drama, but they finally did make a musical episode. This is shocking only because this is literally a show of fairytale characters from top to bottom. A lot of the characters did their best, but none matched the sinister grace with which The Evil Queen sang “Love Doesn’t Stand a Chance.”
Kelly Grayson (The Orville)
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Of all the shows out there, none is in dire need of a musical episode like The Orville. If you think this show lacks the personnel to pull it off without the help of autotune then think again. The memory of Kelly bringing her A-game to karaoke night has stuck with us. If only they can show us Bortus singing next time.
Some relationships on television play the part up for laughs, and with others, it just comes naturally.
We’ve created a slideshow below of 27 young old married couples!
Damon and Bonnie – The Vampire Diaries
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We’re still Team Bamon for life. Damon and Bonnie bickered constantly, but at the end of the day, they loved each other and were best friends. And we can’t forget that when they were stuck in another dimension they read the newspaper and did crossword puzzles together. Can you get any more domestic?
Raj and Howard – The Big Bang Theory
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Raj and Howard acting like an old married couple is a running gag on The Big Bang Theory. If we’re being honest, we’re surprised they ended up marrying other people instead of each other.
Mac and Dennis – It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia
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Sometimes we forget that Mac and Dennis are roommates and not husbands who live together. They’ve even been called out by other characters for acting like an old married couple in the past.
Joey and Chandler – Friends
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At the end of the day, Joey and Chandler will always be each other’s true love. They lived together and even had two kids: a chick and a duck. You can’t get much more married than that.
Michael and Maria – Roswell, New Mexico
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Michael and Maria act like they’ve known each other for a century. When they’re not bickering and acting like they want to rip each other’s heads off, they’re kissing and being the softest people on the planet. Somehow, it’s an adorable mix.
Winston and Schmidt – New Girl
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Winston and Schmidt’s relationship was one of the highlights of New Girl. They already lived together, and they were always bickering with each other over the strangest things.
Lily and Marshall – How I Met Your Mother
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Lily and Marshall acted like an old married couple in a more conventional way. While they didn’t argue often, they participated in more subdued activities. When they weren’t out playing Bingo, they were sitting on the couch in their snuggies.
Jake and Amy – Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake and Amy are married, but they’ve only been husband and wife for a year. They’re extremely loving and tender with each other, but they also have no trouble showing their angry and more competitive side. Jake and Amy are the best of both worlds.
Sam and Diane – Cheers
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Sam and Diane are the OG old married couple. Their banter and hilarious interactions made them stand out from other couples at the time, and they’re still one of our favorite pairings to this day.
Dan and Blair – Gossip Girl
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Dan and Blair weren’t just two people who got on each other’s nerves. They were also two intellectuals who enjoyed talking about literature, film, and art. We wish they would have stuck together to see what they would have acted like when they actually were an old married couple.
Lucifer and Chloe – Lucifer
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Chloe’s everyday annoyance with Lucifer mixed with his witty attitude makes it seem like they’ve been married for years. Chloe is so over his arrogance, yet she loves him anyway.
Penelope and Schneider – One Day at a Time
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Now that One Day at a Time has been saved, we have hope that Penelope and Schneider may finally become something more. But they already act like a married couple anyway, so we’d be okay if they didn’t make things official.
Stiles and Lydia – Teen Wolf
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Stiles and Lydia went from hot to cold fast. They were either rolling their eyes and arguing over useless things, or holding hands and tenderly proclaiming their love for each other. There’s really no in-between.
Oswald and Edward – Gotham
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Oswald and Edward are a bit too possessive of each other. Sometimes, it feels like they really are together and they’ve just been married in secret this entire time. The best way to describe the relationship between them is just by saying they’re a pretty domestic pair.
Kara and Mon-El – Supergirl
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Kara and Mon-El acted like they’d known each other for 50 years. Their banter was extremely comedic and added something special to the show, and they were also more comfortable around each other than they were around anyone else.
Jackson and Mark – Grey’s Anatomy
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Jackson and Mark’s relationship, otherwise known as, “The Plastics Posse” was a more lighthearted aspect to Grey’s Anatomy. Derek even made fun of Mark when he admitted that Jackson broke his heart.
Spencer and Danny – The King of Queens
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Spencer and Danny are the epitome of an old married couple. They would get angry if someone was late for supper, they would get jealous if someone was spending too much time with other people, and there was even a time when they willingly shared a bed.
House and Wilson – House
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House and Wilson were hands-down the best bromance on the show. We wouldn’t have been surprised to find out the two had been secretly dating the entire series. It was more surprising that they weren’t.
Sam and Callen – NCIS: Los Angeles
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Almost every character on NCIS has called Sam and Callen a married couple. Even the people who just met them took notice of their interesting dynamic right away.
Melissa and Joey – Melissa & Joey
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Melissa and Joey acted like two parents who could never get along. They always laughed at the other’s expense, but they ended up being a perfect match.
Amy and Jonah – Superstore
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Even before Amy and Jonah were dating they acted like they had been married for decades. They often rant to each other, get into petty disagreements, and their co-worker even referred to Jonah as Amy’s “work husband.”
Mina and AJ – The Resident
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Mina and AJ are the dynamic duo of the hospital, but their relationship goes beyond work. In addition to the nicknames and constant banter, they always support each other through tough times.
Helen and Max – New Amsterdam
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Max may be married with a newborn baby, but it’s easy to forget that it’s not Helen he’s married to. The two have a supportive relationship and are obviously comfortable enough to poke fun at each other.
Dean and Castiel – Supernatural
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Supernatural may be about to come to an end, but we’ll never give up hope. Dean and Castiel already act like they’re married, so it would be nice if Supernatural acted on their chemistry during the final season.
Bronn and Tyrion – Game of Thrones
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It’s no secret that Game of Thrones doesn’t fall under the comedy genre. But there was something about Bronn and Tyrion’s interactions that always managed to make us laugh. If there was one old married couple on Game of Thrones, it’s them.
Steve and Danny – Hawaii Five-0
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Steve and Danny are more married than actual spouses are. Everyone makes fun of them for their close, yet banter-filled relationship and refer to them as a married couple. They’ve even ended up bickering in front of a serial killer.
Tori and André – Victorious
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Tori and André did everything together. There really wasn’t an episode that didn’t feature them hanging out. They had no problem telling each other when they were in the wrong, but they were also far more comfortable together than most friends are. It’s hard to believe that they’ve only known each other for a year or two.
What's the most common question that runs through the mind of a TV viewer?
One would certainly be, "How is that still on the air?"
It's certainly understandable that a viewer might be confused, what with the TV and streaming landscapes awash with revivals and reboots.
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It's equally understandable why TV executives would opt for the fading ratings of shows that are shadows of their former selves rather than take a chance on an unknown new series that may not strike a spark for viewers.
Everybody is aggrieved by one such show. Here are those shows considered the worst that somehow gained renewals by TV Fanatic staffers:
The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power (Amazon Prime)
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The show had a two-season order before it premiered, but that was a bad idea. Despite starting off strong with beautiful scenery and a great premiere, somewhere in there, the show became a convoluted mess.
It featured nothing interesting except for the scene where the orks make a bomb out of a volcano.
It under-delivered on a captivating narrative for an expensive show, opting for a grand display of scenery. It featured too many storylines, which served little development to the story.
It was supposed to be as massive as Game of Thrones but pitted against House of the Dragon; it has nothing against it. It offered zero cultural impact despite being available in more countries than House of the Dragon.
If it were not for the legacy of The Lord of the Rings, this show didn't deserve a second season.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)
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In its 14th season, this procedural is comfort viewing. To put it another way, there are few surprises anymore.
With the same four agents at its core for most of its run, it has certainly been consistent, unlike its mothership.
There's a case of the week, broken up by the agents' current personal roles: Sam becoming a caretaker, Callen marrying Anna, Deeks and Kensi turning into foster parents.
But it lost its heart several seasons ago, and it's time to admit that Hetty isn't returning any time soon. Linda Hunt was irreplaceable, and the show hasn't been the same since her unofficial departure.
It's time for the West Coast sun to set on the OSP.
And Just Like That (HBO Max)
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After the second movie, HBO Max thought it would be a good idea to reunite some of the women to show them at a different stage of life.
In many respects, the series captured some of the magic that made the original series a success, but it was saddled with terrible writing and even worse supporting actors.
Many figured the show would be a distant memory quickly, but nope, we're being treated to another season.
Maybe they'll make things right. Perhaps they won't, but somehow, it will probably get a third season.
The Rookie (ABC)
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The Rookie was an interesting and entertaining look at rookie police work.
The cast continues to do great work, but what they've got to work with is downright embarrassing.
Whether it's another case involving the force itself or the insipid love lives of the officers, this one-time guilty pleasure just leaves viewers guilty for watching without the promised pleasure it first offered.
Please free the cast so they can find material that lives up to their talents.
Emily in Paris (Netflix)
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What probably makes Emily in Paris pirouetting into multiple seasons so irritating is how frequently Netflix cancels literally anything else, certainly series of better quality.
Emily is an insufferable and obnoxious protagonist in a series filled to the brim with barely tolerable caricatures.
And it's such a trope-filled mishmash of genuinely awful and off-putting stereotypes of both Americans and the French that it'll give you a headache faster than the wine you usually have to down to make it through a season.
And yet, we're three seasons into shallow writing with equally as vapid characters, questionable fashion, and pretty people. Thank goodness for the pretty people.
C'est la vie or whatever.
The Flash (The CW)
The Flash was an excellent show for maybe the first four years, but since then, it has become unrecognizable.
Most of the cast has left, the storylines are repetitive, and the villains are meh, which is sad because, traditionally, The Flash has quite the rogues gallery.
Yet somehow, it was still renewed.
It is time for this horse to die.
Firefly Lane (Netflix)
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What makes Firefly Lane so irritating is they took everything wrong in the first season and made it even worse in the second season.
The wigs look more atrocious, and they need to learn to tell storylines well over three timelines.
Just as viewers were pulled into the central conflict between Kate and Tully and began to feel something, it switched back to their younger selves.
It barely followed the source material until the cliffhanger. Maybe, the third time is the charm when the series completes in June 2023.
Reacher (Amazon)
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One can only hope that when Reacher returns with its sophomore season, it'll make some adjustments and maybe come close to living up to the puzzling hype and reception.
Reacher wasn't bad per se, but it wasn't particularly interesting. Unfortunately, Alan Ritchson had the size and physique, well sort of more gym rat frat bro than massive force, but he had none of the charisma.
The season was dense and laborious to get through, and the thrills and satisfying payoffs were few and far between. It had a pacing issue.
Reacher rested its laurels on the primary victories, casting a tall lead and sticking close to the source material with little else going for it.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX)
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There aren't many shows that warrant more than ten seasons, and how It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia managed a three-season renewal is beyond imagining.
One would think Frank Reynolds came up with some nefarious scheme to keep them going.
While the scope of nastiness and ignorance exhibited by the core characters is somewhat impressive, their lack of actual humanity is incredibly off-putting these days, where a little kindness is necessary in our escapist narrative.
There's a lot of television out there to choose from. Who the gang from Paddy's Pub appeals to is a riddle wrapped in an enigma as served in a questionable beer.
The Goldbergs (ABC)
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In the words of the late, great Kenny Rogers, "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." This hoary sitcom hasn't had a winning hand in recent years.
First, George Segal, who played Beverly's father, Pops, died in 2021. Then Jeff Garlin had a messy exit in 2021, and his patriarch Murray suffered an offscreen death between seasons.
Instead of accepting these as a sign, producers just plugged in Judd Hirsch as Murray's dad Pop-Pop, and the repetitious show has kept sputtering along.
Wendi McLendon-Covey is a TV goddess, and her Beverly has been the heart of the series for ten seasons, but she needs to bound off some adults. It's time to let the young Goldbergs all start their own offscreen lives and for ABC to try something new at the head of a comedy lineup.
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What shows do you think have lived long past their expiration date?
After a hard day working, some people prefer resting at home before the next day begins. Others go to their favorite bar for a cold drink and honest, unfiltered conversation.
On TV, bars are much more significant. They are more than the place you go to get drunk and probably make bad decisions. Essential plot points happen in bars. People meet and fall in love inside bars. Breakups also occur in them.
For some characters, bars help them put food on the table and clothes on their backs.
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We have rounded up seventeen iconic bars and clubs that viewers and characters adore or hate. They may even inspire the name of the bar you might open.
17. Cheers (Cheers)
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Kicking us off is the bar, where an entire show is almost exclusively set in.
Cheer is owned by Sam but has had many owners before him, and he later sells it to someone else.
Cheer is the perfect setting to dive into issues such as feminism, homosexuality, and addiction.
Cheers was never afraid to discuss the seemingly undiscussable, and any stranger or regular could walk into Cheers and teach the others a little something.
16. How I Met Your Mother (McLaren's)
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This bar is essential in the show as many vital moments happen here.
It is where Ted, Barney, Lily, Robin, and Marshall hang out, as it is conveniently located under Ted, Lily, and Marshal's apartment.
The bar differs from most of this list because it offers a full kitchen service.
Fun fact: the bar is based on four bars where the show's crew used to drink and is named after its associate producer.
15. Chicago Fire (Molly's)
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Molly's had a few names before the owners chose to call it so.
It is owned by Christopher, Mouch, and Trudy Pratt but has had other owners.
Members of Firehouse 51, as well as other first responders, frequent the bar.
It is inspired by a real bar called Lotties Pub, where the show's exterior scenes are shot.
14. Grey's Anatomy (Emerald City Bar)
The bar is located across from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital and is owned by Joe. It has been nicknamed Joe's after the owner.
It is where staff from the hospital go on dates and relax after their shifts.
Joe has owned it for over fifteen years, although he hasn't been seen in it in recent years, like early on.
Many first meetings of romantically inclined couples have happened here.
13. Three's a Company (The Regal Beagle)
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The Regal Beagle was where the roommates would usually hang out.
Before its use lessened in later seasons, it was where they would meet each other and their dates and relax and drink beer.
At some point, the bar inspired real-life cocktails based on the show's era.
12. Revenge (Porter's Stowaway Tavern)
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The bar is located in Montauk, New Jersey, and is owned by The Porters.
The bar is the lifeline for the family when they have money problems and have to sell their house, thus moving above the tavern.
It was destroyed when Charlotte set it on fire, and Jack decided not to rebuild it.
11. Riverdale (La Bonne Nuit)
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La Bonne Nuit is owned by Veronica Lodge and can be found under Pops.
It is a speakeasy that shelters the characters from the reaches of Riverdale's big bad, Hiram Lodge.
Over the years, despite Hiram's efforts to get it closed, it has persevered.
It has been the venue for some of the most iconic musical number performances by Veronica, Cheryl, Toni, and Kevin.
10. Animal Kingdom (The Drop)
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The Drop is owned by Deran Cody, the youngest of the Cody brothers, and is found at Oceanside.
After realizing that crime won't pay for long, Deran decides to invest his money and buy the bar. It is not the best investment decision since the bar seems to cause more trouble than it returns in profit.
The bar has a back room where beer is stored, and Deran crashes sometimes.
It has seen wild sex from Deran's hookups, some brawls, and assaults, and it's even home to a murder.
Truth is a high-end club owned by James St. Patrick in New York.
Like Deran, James used Truth to escape his life of crime.
From its early days, Truth was a headache for James. From constant attacks by New York's night scene giants and the constant intrusion by his double lives when they would bleed into each other, it gave him sleepless nights.
It was almost poetic when the club was the last place James breathed despite it being his second chance at life.
The Sidestep is owned by The Walker family and is located in Texas.
It is a family-run business where anyone of age has worked, including Cordell, Liam, and Stella.
It has been the scene for rivalries, romance, and self-searching.
It offers a soft landing for the Walkers but has also faced legal problems, especially when August — a minor — has a party there. And served alcohol to other minors!
07. Queer as Folk (2000) (Babylon)
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Babylon's owner is unknown, located in Pittsburgh, where the show is set.
In a world that openly hates Queer people to the point of shooting out gay bars, Babylon offers a safe space for Queer men in Pittsburgh.
It has the signature thumpa thumpa found in many gay bars from loud pop music.
The number of sexual and romantic quests on its dance floor and bathrooms can't be quantified.
06. P-Valley (The Pynk)
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The Pynk is primarily owned by Uncle Clifford and situated on one side of the Mississippi River. Uncle Clifford inherited it from their mother after she passed on.
It is the lifeline to many souls in the south and most to the strippers who grace it every evening.
It has been the venue for drama, arguments, sex, drugs, alcohol, and an occasional shootout.
It has undergone various problems, including a potential rival casino, crime, and COVID.
05. Family Guy (The Drunken Clam)
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The Drunken Clam is owned by Jerome and is found at the fictional Quahog.
It is where the four friends come to drink after doing nothing.
Many not-so-brilliant ideas have occurred to the gang here, whether under alcohol or not.
It has also been the scene for a fight between Peter and his biggest enemy — the chicken.
04. The Sopranos (Bada Bing)
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Bada Bing is owned by mob boss Tony Soprano and is located somewhere in New Jersey.
It serves as a regular strip club and a front for mob operations.
At the back, there is an office and a lounge where the mob guys hang out doing absolutely nothing before going to harass and shakedown actual business owners.
It has been a scene for drugs and murder. Despite the gentrification happening in the neighborhood, it perseveres.
03. Letterkenny (MoDean's)
MoDean's is owned by Gail and is found in Letterkenny. It is arguably the only bar in Letterkenny.
It is where the hockey players go to be roasted by Shoresy and rejected by girls.
The hicks may not fight at weddings but show muscle at MoDean's.
Someone might have a good time if they are not constantly sexually harassed by Gail.
02. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Paddy's Pub)
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Paddy's ownership is a murky affair like many others in Sunny. Charlie, the whole gang, or no one might own it. It is found in Philadelphia.
Many events happen here. It is impossible to single out one thing. But it can be said with absolute certainty that many horrible ideas have been born here.
The fact that the bar still stands is a miracle as it runs itself.
Many crimes and immoral things have happened here. The list is endless.
01. Shameless (The Alibi)
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Veronica and Kevin Fisher own the Alibi. It is found in Chicago.
The Alibi is as iconic as the Gallagher kitchen.
Insane stuff has happened here, including illegal business, death, robbery, and multiple sexual assaults. The bar boasts the title of the most rapey bar in the Southside.
It is where Mickey iconically came out and declared his love for Ian. Of course, it ended in a massive fight between Mickey and his dad, but a stand was made that day.
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So, which one of these fictional bars would you want to mingle with its patrons if you had the chance? Which one would you not pass near its street if it saved your life? Let us know in the comments.
"If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers." Lionel Hutz, defense attorney
There may not be a setting more suited to English-language television than the courtroom.
Applying the real-world rule of law to hypothetical cases dreamed up by the writers, from the tragic to the preposterous, underlines the drama in ways unique to the courtroom genre and makes champions of those who defend the wrongly (or not so wrongly) accused.
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Right or wrong, innocent or guilty, these are the law-talkin' guys and gals we'd want to have on our side in a court of law.
Ben Matlock, Matlock
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If you're counting down TV's best defense lawyers, this one's obligatory. Ben Matlock, portrayed by TV legend Andy Griffith, wrote the playbook for dramatic reveals and turnarounds in front of the jury.
Matlock blurred the line between detective show and courtroom procedural as he would clear his clients by calling perpetrators to the stand and walking them right into a confession.
Matlock's record as a defense attorney is unimpeachable, but what we really like about this guy is he doesn't charge you if you're broke!
Kim Wexler, Better Call Saul
The most important thing to remember about Kim Wexler, played by Rhea Seehorn in an era-defining performance, is that she quit her high-profile corporate lawyer gig to work pro bono, defending the disadvantaged and underprivileged residents of New Mexico.
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To call her "incorruptible" might be a stretch, given the sometimes felonious mischief she and Jimmy McGill got up to, but for the most part she kept true to her calling as a public defender, displaying a degree of moral fortitude rarely glimpsed in Vince Gilligan's comprehensively corrupt Albuquerque.
Charlie Kelley, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has more than a few attorneys to choose from. Ask us a few seasons ago, and we would have gone with the unnamed Lawyer who scammed the gang out of the merchandising rights for Paddy's Pub.
But when push came to shove, the Lawyer ultimately lost the only case against the gang that he ever had gone to trial, owing to the mental duress of his ongoing divorce (and the rather frequent torment the gang themselves put him through).
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If you want the best legal representation in Philadelphia, you'll have to go with the guy who out lawyered him there, none other than Charlie Kelley (Charlie Day)… If your case involves birds, that is.
And if you're not too hung up on trivialities like law degrees and passing the bar.
Denny Crane, Boston Legal
It's hard to pick a favorite defender on Boston Legal. Still, when things get desperate, your back is against the wall, and you need someone who's not afraid to put their whole reputation on the line with a hail mary pass, you're gonna want someone like Will Shatner's Denny Crane in your corner.
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One might expect Crane's early onset dementia to be a professional compromise, but, as illustrated on the classic episode "Son of the Defender," which sees him strapped to an explosive vest and forced to rehash his first trial, Denny's condition inspires him with a fearless and unwavering integrity.
In the face of disbarment, ridicule, incarceration, and even certain death, he'll fight for his clients and for what he thinks is right, and that's exactly who you want defending you in a court of law when you're running out of options.
Ann Kelsey, L.A. Law
You could put the names of every McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney, and Kuzak attorney in a hat, pull one without looking, and get excellent representation.
But it may have been Jill Eikenberry as Ann Kelsey who was most frequently called on to cite precedent, rulings, and constitutional rights at a moment's notice.
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Check out "P.S. Your Shrink is Dead," where Kelsey dismantles an immigration arrest on the spot, or "Justice Swerved," when she instructs a client on how to handle a trumped-up DUI charge as he's being dragged into the police cruiser.
So much of a criminal case depends on how you respond to being pulled over, cuffed, and arrested, and Kelsey will make sure you don't hang yourself with all that rope the arresting officer was kind enough to give you.
Matt Murdock, Daredevil
Look, who else is gonna put on some red pajamas and go beat people up to prove your innocence? Exactly. That's what makes Charlie Cox's Matt Murdock so good at his job.
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Old Man Waterfall, Futurama
As much as we'd like to include Lionel Hutz on this list, he's just as likely to land you in jail as he is to score you a juicy settlement.
The most qualified attorney from a Matt Groening show would have to be the Phil Hendrie voiced Old Man Waterfall, the 97-year-old bisexual polygamist Satanist veteran of several intergalactic wars.
A fierce patriot, Waterfall nevertheless put his personal feelings on the flag aside to defend Zoidberg's right to eat it, and he actually won the case.
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As ridiculous a character as he may be, Waterfall represents a cornerstone principle of constitutional law, ultimately proving his willingness to die for Zoidberg's right to express unpopular ideas.
Though officially KIA during the invasion of the lobster people, Waterfall thankfully has a son, a grandson, two great-grandsons, and a great-granddaughter to fill the one-legged lawyer's remaining shoe.
Jackie Chiles, Seinfeld
If you want to hold big business' feet to the fire, Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles, portrayed by Phil Morris, should be your go-to guy.
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Famously inspired by Johnnie Cochran, the fast-talking advocate for consumer and employee rights admittedly might not have the most impressive track record when it comes to the cases he's pushed on behalf of client Cosmo Kramer.
But it should be noted that that's only because Kramer is so frequently willing to take the first settlement offer or otherwise sabotage his own legal efforts. Who told him to put a balm on it, anyway?
Rafael Barba, Law & Order: SVU
A lawyer who fights for you isn't always going to be a defense attorney. Sometimes, it's an Assistant District Attorney like Rafael Barba (Raul Esparza) of Law & Order: SVU who will see that justice is done on your behalf.
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Barba makes the list for being the best prosecutor the show has ever had, but also for the simple fact that he's so much fun to watch.
He's confrontational when he needs to be, evasive when that'll do the trick, and always employing a kind of verbal sleight of hand in order to secure a conviction, taking witnesses and suspects through an emotional journey before revealing his motives.
Mickey Haller, Lincoln Lawyer
Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Mickey Haller, the titular Lincoln Lawyer, running a law firm from the back of his 1963 Lincoln Continental and a pair of Navigators, is a guy who's been on the other side of the law more than once, having overcome addiction before practicing law.
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There are plenty of lawyers who will fight for you, but given his criminal history, Haller is in a unique position to actually understand his clients.
Who are your favorite TV lawyers?
Hit the comments below to tell us who you would want in your corner during your day in court.
Forget the Oscar or the Emmy. How do you know you've made it in showbusiness? When you become a meme!
That's right, these Hollywood stars have earned their internet immortality thanks to one pivotal scene that defined their character and reflected the voice of a generation.
Hollywood Stars: Take your place in history, along with Bad News Brian, Ermahgerd Girl, Third World Skeptical Kid, and Grumpy Cat!
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Here are 20 TV scenes that are so good that they became memes.
17. Math Lady (Senhora do Destino)
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Renata Sorrah, a Brazilian telenovela star, played the role of Nazaré Tedesco in the hit series "Senhora do Destino."
Little did you know that while we all know her as confused, Brazilian soap opera fans remember her as one of the all-time best telenovela villains.
16. Homelander Laughing (The Boys)
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Regardless of what you think about The Boys, Eric Kripke's grotesque homage to superheroes misbehaving, it's hard to deny Antony Starr (Homelander) has a face that even Martha Kent couldn't love.
Watch how his confusion melts away to laughter in this classic meme, proving Homelander lives and dies for the camera.
And Joe has the perfect response, symbolizing our evil exes at that exact moment.
"What The…"
5. Sweating Guy (Key & Peele)
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Kudos to those guys who still think their significant other is computer illiterate and doesn't know what you've been researching online.
Sweating Guy from Key & Peele knows he's busted and became an internet sensation for not maintaining his poker face.
But neither did Missus Sweating Girl, for that matter.
4. Shut Up and Take My Money (Futurama)
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Since when did Fry become the voice of a generation — especially considering he's the voice of two generations, the latter of which has a zeitgeist happening thousands of years in the future?
Nevertheless, the heartless but whimsical consumerism of the Futurama universe somehow captures our corporate thirst.
Whenever there's something new and brilliant, we don't want you to sell it to us. Just take our money because that's what you do!
3. Shocked Pikachu (Pokemon)
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What better way to illustrate your enemy's surprise (and lack of foresight) than by painting them as a naive Pikachu?
Surprised Pikachu in meme form usually represents the one internet dummy who made that stupid mistake (usually a top-name brand underestimating its customers' impatience) and should have known better.
Maybe Pikachu didn't see it coming, but YOU should have anticipated it.
2. I Don't Think Of You At All (Mad Men)
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Mad Men may have been the best series to define the Silent Generation's voice – however little they had to say to future generations.
There's no better show and no better meme to capture that spirit.
The conflict between idealist ad man Michael Ginsberg (his name probably not a coincidence) clashes with rogue cynic Don Draper.
This meme has been usurped for hundreds of reasons and various political causes.
It not only captures Homer's shy and humiliating retreat into the bushes but also echoes the sentiment of Rod and Todd Flanders upon hearing Ned's faulty reasoning.
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Ned constantly lectures his children against lying.
When he tries to Nedsplain to them why little white lies are sometimes necessary, his children correct him with this heart punch.
"Lies make baby Jesus cry."
You may be able to dismiss the Homer Simpsons in life. But the Rods and Todds are always listening to you!
We surely missed some popular memes, but which of your favorites were snubbed and why?
With all the repeated tropes done on TV, fans still love seeing family drama. Even in comedies and lighthearted shows, we need some turmoil to keep things from being too lighthearted and uninteresting.
There’s nothing we love more than watching things fall apart for others, especially when it comes to parents and children.
Growing up in a rough household makes you grow up faster. We often saw Lip taking on the dad role for his younger brothers and sister.
As the man of the house, Philip frequently butted heads with Frank during his random escapades.
Lip also ended up becoming a teen dad with a problematic relationship of his own.
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He struggled with alcoholism for a few seasons before getting sober. He tried to be a better dad than Frank. The show was the epitome of TV’s most complicated father-son relationships.
Malcolm Bright and Dr. Martin Whitly – Prodigal Son
Among the many father-son dynamics out there, one of the most complicated is those on opposite sides of the law.
While this trope has been used many times, Prodigal Son gave fans a new version. Malcolm Bright is an ex-FBI agent turned NYPD consultant who helps solve cases in the Criminal Minds style.
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The twist?
He’s seeking redemption for the crimes of his father. And earning goodwill in anticipation that he might also become a psychopath in the future.
Being the son of a prolific serial killer isn’t just about a tarnished name. When you’ve been a victim of your father’s psychopathic torture, it leaves behind severe mental issues.
But having to enlist your crazy killer father to help you with solving cases can bring up issues long buried.
Fans loved watching Bright’s creepy, mentally warping interactions with his serial killer father. It was easy to see how The Surgeon charmed his way back into Malcolm’s good graces and lured his victims.
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Regarding father-son relationships, it doesn’t get more complicated than having to work together for the common good, despite years of physical and psychological torture.
“My boy” will surely be a chilling endearment of nostalgia for Prodigies (fans of Prodigal Son) for years to come.
Everyone knows the legend of the comic book-turned-film star, Superman. However, only true fans know of the family drama surrounding Superman’s human alias, Clark Kent.
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Kal-El came to Earth as a baby from the planet Krypton. Jonathan and Martha Kent found his spaceship and decided to adopt the strange baby inside. He became Clark Kent.
All parents struggle with the teenage years, but raising an alien comes with its own challenges.
A bored teenage alien boy-man in a small farming town is even worse.
Over the seasons, we watched the father and adopted son dynamic come to a head multiple times.
Despite the complexities of the relationship, Jonathan ultimately made a fantastic father figure. He helped mold Clark into the honorable caped hero he became.
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Jonathan’s ghost continued to guide and torment Kent through his adult years. Even as his relationship with his real alien father’s hologram grew more difficult.
It has to be sucky to have not one but two complicated father-son relationships in your lifetime. Especially when one is human and the other is an alien form that died decades before.
There has been much drama surrounding the ending of the Yellowstone series. Most of it concerns Kevin Costner’s portrayal of the show’s patriarch, John Dutton.
The Dutton men have been challenging in their paternal roles. It started with the first Dutton man, Tim McGraw, settling the Montana homestead in the series 1883.
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However, none of those father-son relationships experienced the tensions and drama as the series that started it all.
Viewers saw family disharmony between patriarch John Dutton and his youngest son Kasey from the first episode.
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Over five seasons, the duo experienced plenty of tension over the family cattle business and the ranch Yellowstone. They also butted heads over the way they do things in their family — even if it means breaking the law.
John wasn’t much of a father to any of his kids, so that family drama didn’t end with Kasey.
We also saw plenty of father-son complications between John and his first-named son, Jamie. But we learned he wasn’t actually a Dutton by blood, making Kasey the only true male Dutton.
Jamie experienced his own traumatic issues with his biological father. His birth father tried to get Jamie to kill Dutton, but he failed. And killed his biological father instead.
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The third child damaged by John’s fatherhood decisions is Beth, a severely unhinged female with major emotional and behavioral issues.
Carl and Rick Grimes – The Walking Dead
When dealing with the life-or-death horrors of a zombie apocalypse, it’s expected things will get tense, especially between family members.
The end of the world is challenging enough. Having a young child grow up too fast will cause many hiccups.
Throughout the eight years Carl appeared on TWD, he and Rick often ran into issues. To survive, Carl had to do many horrible things that a child his age shouldn’t do.
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A lot of these awful things had a profound effect on Carl’s psyche. He became a scary, cold, and nearly sociopathic young man.
At first, Rick was absent, barely around to set an example. However, he noticed things were going wrong and tried to correct Carl’s behavior.
But there were many times when Carl wasn’t receptive to Rick’s interference. Fans often viewed the animosity between the parent and the minor.
Even as we saw the paternal love buried in the hard actions.
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Ultimately, Rick’s lessons take root, and Carl dies as a hero. His parting words to his father in a goodbye letter put all their issues to bed and put viewers deep in our feelings.
They developed a tense relationship as Sean struggled to overcome addictions. He found his place in the world working with recovering addicts.
He donated a kidney to Dean in the ninth season, and their relationship is going extremely well.
Peter and Walter Bishop – Fringe
Fringe found success as a supernatural crime procedural similar to X-Files. Fans loved the on-again, off-again relationship of FBI agent Olivia Dunham and genius Peter Bishop.
We first met Walter as a patient in a mental institution 17 years prior after his lab assistant died. Before getting institutionalized, Walter had a history of doing awful experiments on young kids, including Agent Dunham.
While locked away, Peter avoided contact with his father and moved around as a semi-conman.
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The duo reunited to solve mysterious paranormal cases alongside Olivia. It resulted in five seasons of emotional struggle as they tried to repair wounds while uncovering massive family secrets.
Dylan and Jack McKay – Beverly Hills, 90210
The 1990s were a family time, with many series revolving around family dynamics. Beverly Hills, 90210 captured mature audiences with its blend of family and relationship struggles among a young group of friends.
Among that group, heartthrob Dylan McKay (Luke Perry) intrigued audiences with his sexy smolder and curt aloofness.
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Dylan had a rocky relationship with his father, Jack, a wealthy businessman who ended up spending time in prison.
Upon his release, the duo repaired their tumulous relationship until Jack’s supposed death from a car bomb.
After several years, Jack revealed he was in witness protection. He returned to his new wife, life, and son in Arizona.
Luke Perry is no stranger to complicated father-son relationships. He had his own hardships as a father to Archie in the teen drama Riverdale.
Kelly and Benny Severide – Chicago Fire
Lieutenant Kelly Severide and former firefighter Benny Severide are another father-son drama couple within the One Chicago universe.
Benny was a womanizing absentee father, leading to some strife in Kelly’s earlier years. Kelly followed in his father’s footsteps regarding commitment issues until he met his wife, Stella.
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Senior Severide never settled down despite being married to Kelly’s mom. He had an affair that resulted in a daughter that Kelly never knew.
When Benny left his second wife and two step-sons in the second season, Kelly discovered he had a half-sister.
Kelly also found out he also has a half-brother in the season finale of Chicago Fire Season 12 Episode 10. Benny is dead, leaving Kelly to deal with the discovery without answers.
Jordan and Billy Baker – All American
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All American captured the dramatic, more mature side of teenhood. It became a more grown-up version of Friday Night Lights from an urban high school and college viewpoint.
The show has plenty of family troubles, including several father-son altercations.
The struggles between Jordan and his dad, Billy (played by Taye Diggs), continue throughout the show. Its ebb and flow were natural, from good to bad.
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As a coach, Billy spends much time focused on Spencer James. That leads to some hiccups as Jordan feels left out and jealous.
Spencer has his own problems as a father in the form of an absentee dad.
They reunited when Spenc was in high school and managed to work things out. It hit Spencer hard when his dad died.
Tyrion and Tywin Lancaster – Game of Thrones
The Lancasters were a prominent family on the Game of Thrones. Tywin was a typical bureaucratic patriarch who pitted his children against each other to get his way.
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His debauchery was legendary and shameful. Yet he felt the biggest insult to his family was fathering Tyrion, a dwarf.
Tyrion’s birth resulted in the death of his mother, who was Tywin’s true love.
Tywin hates Tyrion for being alive instead of his wife. He felt ashamed of Tyrion for his dwarfism.
But especially because he is the most intelligent of the three children and the most similar to Tywin.
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Robby Keene and Johnny Lawrence – Cobra Kai
Cobra Kai is full of dramatic relationships, but the struggles between Johnny and his son Robby top the list.
For years, Johnny was an absent father as he struggled with sobriety and alcoholism. It wasn’t until his son’s teen years that he started making an effort for reconciliation.
The duo constantly struggles to maintain a semblance of a relationship. And they have trouble finding ways to connect on any level.
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Another source of tension between the two is that Robby doesn’t train with his father despite his impressive karate skills.
Fans saw the future of their favorite autistic doctor, Sean Murphy, and his unofficial father figure, Dr. Aaron Glassman.
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Although not biologically related, the duo developed a deep bond that transcended Sean’s relationship with his real father.
After losing his daughter, Aaron saw Sean as a second child. In the final season, he even adopted Sean’s son as his grandchild.
But despite their close relationship, the two had plenty of complicated issues. They often butted heads over medical cases, Sean’s behaviors and job performance, or Aaron’s health.
Fans experienced multiple heartaches and satisfying resolutions as they navigated the balance between professional and personal.
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Raylan and Arlo Givens – Justified
Raylan Givens is a US Marshal who follows his own form of justice when dealing with cases and bad guys.
His intimate knowledge of criminal behaviors stems from his complicated relationship with his convict father, Arlo.
Being on opposite sides of the law instantly led to conflict. But having a father who doesn’t mind betraying his son intensifies the problems.
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We often saw them on Justified trying to have a relationship without having to change their ways, frequently leaving them worse off.
But each man had his flaws and his redemptions. It made their interactions achingly realistic as they struggled not to want love or forgiveness from each other.
Frasier and Marty Crane – Frasier
Wisdom comes with age; sometimes, it takes wisdom to repair what’s broken. Fraiser took ten years to peacefully reconcile with his father, Marty Crane.
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Frasier spent most of his adult life slightly estranged from his ex-cop father. He used his experience as a psychiatrist and talk show host to deal with the issues.
When Frasier moved back to Seattle, he moved in with his father. Living in close proximity forced the two to resolve their problems during frequent clashes.
They eventually mended their relationship and moved beyond childhood grievances. They developed a mature adult relationship with new ways to relate to each other.
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Logan and Mitchum Huntzberger – Gilmore Girls
Mitchum was your typical overbearing family patriarch with old money entitlement. His son Logan was your average Ivy League, spoilt rich kid who rebelled against his father’s wishes.
Mitchum wanted Logan to join the family newspaper business, but Logan did not want to follow in his footsteps.
The disagreement led to many conflicts between the two. Sometimes we could understand Mitchum’s point of view before he would ruin it with something terrible to get his way.
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But his awfulness was equal to Logan’s bad behaviors, making them interesting combatants.
Archie Bunker and Mike Stivic – All in the Family
The father-son dynamic occurs between blood relatives, adoptive, and in-laws. Such is the relationship of Archie and Meathead.
Meathead was in a relationship with Archie’s daughter, Gloria. But Archie did not approve of their union, convinced Mike wasn’t good enough for his daughter.
Archie was also very conservative and single-minded, which caused friction with the more liberal views of Meathead. But despite their near animosities, the duo had a few rare moments of respect during the series.
Steven and Blake Carrington – Dynasty
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Blake Carrington heads one of the country’s richest and most powerful oil families, currently dueling with the second-richest dynasty.
His environmentalist son, Steven, often butted heads with the oil tycoon and his business practices.
Their opposing views drove them apart, often pushing Steven to leave the family. But he always returned due to his love and loyalty towards his father.
We eventually learned that despite their father-son dynamic, the two did not share any DNA. Steven was not a Carrington.
Dennis and Frank Reynolds – It’s Always Sunny in Pennsylvania
Father-son complications are a common theme for Frank and Dennis Reynolds. Frank was the typical neglectful rich father who came back into his adult children’s lives after years of abandonment.
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Dennis and his twin sister Dee spend most of their time at the flailing Paddy’s Pub. When the bar started experiencing financial problems, Frank used his vast wealth to help it stay operational.
Although Frank is a rich father, his behaviors are more like those of a friend. He often encourages or finances the antics of his son and two friends and fellow bar owners, Mac and Charlie.
Despite spending years together in random shenanigans, Dennis and Frank never really developed a father-son relationship. In fact, they never actually had any one-on-one interactions. There was always someone with them.
We eventually discovered that Frank wasn’t the actual father of Dennis and Dee. But the secret didn’t come out until Dennis’s thirties.
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It can be difficult to stand out as a character known for your sense of humor, given the fact that everyone has a different idea of what is funny.
There is your standard comedian who can tell a joke and think on their feet. Other times, the comedy comes from a certain type of stupidity where it is so dumb it is funny.
Some thrive because of their dry sense of humor or cynicism, and physical, witty, observational, self-deprecating, sarcastic, and satirical humor all have homes, too.
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There are the ones who try to be funny and the ones who don’t, who might be meant to be laughed at rather than with, and all leave impressions.
Regardless of the type, the one thing distinguishing a character for their sense of humor is their delivery, which has to be believable. It is not just what you say but also how you say it that resonates with audiences.
And these characters, in no particular order, have certainly defined themselves as obtaining a unique sense of humor.
From bashing rats to being an illiterate who knows German to huffing paint to knowing how to play instruments and coming up with songs on the spot, Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) is a prime example of absurd comedy.
Charlie has “Gone America All Over Everybody’s Ass,” proved he isn’t white trash by the motility of his jean shorts, put on his Nightman Cometh musical, has to be told not to try to swim to Europe, and has a real cheese addiction.
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There is also the great moment when Mac and Dennis try to help him set up a dating app profile.
His likes? Little green ghouls. Hobby? Magnets. Favorite food? Milk steak. Dislikes? People’s knees. I mean, cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere…
What does he pretend his career is on the date? Well, he tries to say philanthropist, but the words “get blocked up in [his] mouth and [he] don’t say it no good,” so “full-on rapist” is what ends up coming out.
Larry David – Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry David is “pretty, pretty” hilarious. His obscure opinions on society’s norms and taboos lead him to say and do things that scream cringe.
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This fictional version of himself is brilliant, unconventional, opinionated, and easily hated, yet there will be moments you find yourself agreeing.
We all put people in our phones using a one-word identifying descriptor, pick up hookers to use the carpool lane, wear MAGA hats so no one wants to have any social interaction with us, pretend to be an Orthodox Jew to get our best friend a kidney faster…
The show is unscripted and ridiculous, and no one could ever dream of recreating Larry David’s sense of humor.
Gregory Eddie – Abbott Elementary
Abbott Elementary has a deep talent pool, and there is no shortage of humor on the hit sitcom.
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However, Gregory Eddie’s (Tyler James Williams) subtle humor is underrated.
His facial expressions, timing, and consistency are top-notch.
His effortless and simple facial expressions are what set his character apart.
The way he takes Ava’s crude and flirtatious comments leaves fans cracking up.
His side eyes and how he looks into the camera do not go unnoticed. It is physical comedy at its finest.
Lucille Bluth – Arrested Development
The Lucille Bluth lines are endless…
“I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.”
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“Your wrist is testing the tensile strength of that bracelet.”
“It’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost, 10 dollars?”
Her drinking problem is also an amazing center of her humor, ordering vodka on the rocks with a piece of toast for breakfast, winning a drinking contest while in rehab, saying people hate hospitals because there aren’t bars in them.
Jessica Walter delivers all her lines flawlessly, beautifully, and with genius.
Everyone else could only hope to master the art as well as she has.
The comedic gold she has left behind is historic, and Lucille Bluth is undoubtedly an Arrested Development fan favorite character because of her sense of humor.
Leon Black- Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Yes, Larry David may be the show’s star, but Leon Black’s (J.B. Smoove) sense of humor stole the spotlight the second he got in front of that camera.
He is proud of his ability to “brings the ruckus to the ladies,” comparing himself to “Barack Obama, motherf*****! I’m the president of hittin’ that a**!”
Without Leon, fans would never know the nickname “long-ball Larry” or the term “lampin’.”
He is not shy either, admitting to shooting a porno constipated, and his natural skill to handle Larry’s unusual behaviors with quick-witted one-liners is brilliant.
His entry into the show was even top-tier comedy.
His whole family left the David household, and despite having no reason to stay, he told Larry he was “going upstairs to eat this f***in’ Chinese food in my f***in’ room.” He has been a staple in the HBO hit ever since.
Phil Dunphy- Modern Family
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Of course, the first thing that comes to mind when fans think of the Modern Family Dunphy father figure is one thing— his book of “Phil’sosophy.”
Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day. Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Phil’s childish behavior, novelty, and awkwardness distinguish him from the other cast members.
His dad jokes and goofiness are played out perfectly. It is hard to do dumb humor without it being a bit cringe-worthy, but Phil is a wizard at it.
April Ludgate- Parks & Recreation
April Ludgate (Audrey Plaza), a Parks and Recreation favorite, is a brilliant contrast to Leslie. She is detached, shrewd, and loves ravens — a beacon for dark comedy fans.
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Her head is a “terror dome,” and may or may not have a giant needle on hand if someone tells her secrets and thinks going insane is fun!
Her interest in national parks may stem from them being the best places for a full-moon werewolf transformation, but at least she is fighting for them!
Plus, she makes a very solid point — all wine tastes the same. If you spend more than $5 on it, then you are very stupid.
Her deadpan manner, obvious boredom, sarcasm, and dry sense of humor are praiseworthy and have garnered her character much-deserved comedic attention.
George Lopez- The George Lopez Show
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Like Larry David, the titular comedian George Lopez plays a fictionalized version of himself in the ABC sitcom of the same name.
His childhood is the center of a lot of the comedy because his mother was a hedonistic alcoholic.
This leads to many hilarious one-liners because now he is a helicopter parent. This family dynamic and Lopez’s humor create a relatability and lighten up a rough childhood.
For example, when his mother complimented him on always being independent, crossing the street alone when he was 2, Lopez responded, “I was looking for food!”
He teaches life lessons in unique ways, playing “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and queuing it up to the educational part, hoping that watching scary stuff would make his son more careful of the dangers in the world.
Lopez also has a repertoire of catchphrases, which are always delivered beautifully and in a way that never gets old.
He does not hide his disdain for people and loves to mess with anyone who tries to offend him.
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When an in-law asks what he has been up to, knowing they don’t think highly of him, he responds that he just got off of parole due to stabbing someone when they looked at his wife in the wrong way.
Licked the knife clean, too, because that is how he rolls, fool!
Creed Bratton – The Office
Creed also plays a fictionalized version of himself on The Office.
The real-life former Grass Roots musician plays a hippie and homeless man with a strange sense of humor who is employed at Dunder Mifflin.
The show has a long list of talent, but everything that comes from Creed’s mouth is hysterical. He may not be the main character, but it will surely be an unforgettable moment when the cameras focus on him. The fact his golden nuggets are sporadic only adds to the intrigue and comedy.
Offended by homosexuality? Not Creed.
In the ’60s, he “made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
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He has a mysterious way of never being fired despite not actually knowing what is going on, and his literal grassroots is obvious when he says, “The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat.
“There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed, and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.”
As fans, we go along with his nonsense. Of course, he understands pirate code but can’t speak it, though. Need a worm dealer? Creed’s got you.
He thinks Jim is gay but tries to set him up with his daughter. Points out you can only ooze two things: sexuality and pus. And, if he can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What is he working towards?
Jim Lahey – Trailer Park Boys
Famous for being a drunk trailer park supervisor, Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth) may be best known for his line, “I am the liquor,” talk of the winds of shit, and constant failure to take down whatever illegal activity Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles are conducting.
He is absurd, and his sense of humor is heightened when he is “on the liquor,” telling stories of shitfish, shitnets, and shitpower because “when you are in a man’s power, you must do as he bids you.”
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Lahey’s struggle with alcohol leads to the most quotable moments of TPB, like, “Alcoholics go to meetings. I don’t go to meetings; therefore, I’m not an alcoholic.”
Before Dunsworth unexpectedly passed away, he coincidentally said at some point while shooting the show, “When you’re dead, you’re dead. But you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something.”
He undoubtedly contributed moments on the screen that will live on through memes and fan’s hearts.
Kimiko Miyashiro – The Boys
Kimiko Miyashiro (Karen Fukuhara) may be a largely nonverbal character, but her sense of humor shines in other forms, such as sign language and text messages.
She is quick-witted and sharp-minded and keeps Frenchie and the other boys alert with her clever insults and callouts.
She can grasp fans uniquely, which speaks a lot about her character.
Even though she may be a little more reserved, guarded, and tougher than your average character known for their sense of humor, she still stands out among the rest of The Boys cast.
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Terry Jeffords – Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Brooklyn Nine-Nine lieutenant is another character based on the actors themselves.
Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews) may physically be huge, eating 10,000 calories a day to maintain his size, but he is really a softy.
His size has played into many of the best moments on the show, like when he attempted to get a vasectomy.
The doctors had to stop the surgery because they didn’t realize before that they didn’t have enough anesthesia for the procedure due to his size, which forced them to pause the operation.
In his state of delusion, he utters numerous hilarious lines, like commenting on how small Jake Peralta’s head is and asking him where he keeps his brain.
His obsession with yogurt and his frequent use of the third person add a layer to his sense of humor that makes him unforgettable.
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Tormund Giantsbane- Game of Thrones
The Game of Thrones Free Folk leader is by far one of the funniest characters. His vulgarity, brute nature, and directness lead to some of the show’s best banter and comedic lines.
His facial expressions are on point, and his obsession with Brienne of Tarth makes for some of his most iconic moments.
His words were quite literal, like when someone referred to the Queen.
He wasn’t sure if they were talking about Cersei or Daenerys, so for clarification, he asked, “The one with the dragons or the one that f**** her brother?”
Or his advice on how to survive the cold, “You have to keep moving; that’s the secret. Walking’s good, fight’s better, f******’s best.”
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Giantsbane’s sense of humor is a series highlight and makes for some epic memes.
Willie Jack – Reservation Dogs
Reservation Dogs is a revolutionary FX show hailed for depicting Native Americans through an Indigenous perspective rather than a white perspective.
Although it is centered around a tragic event, it has its hysterical moments.
Willie Jack (Paulina Alexis) is tough, fierce, loyal, and unafraid to call someone out when needed. She is known for her memorable digs and clever sense of humor, which feels natural.
Even if her moments are just tiny sections of her lines, she makes them count.
Just the way she thinks of learning the wizard ways as not being sure if it’s a wax-on, wax-off situation, so she just shuts up and goes with it, creating a laughable and memorable moment.
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Her facial expressions also make fans crack up, and there is something special about a character’s ability to evoke laughter from simple reactions.
Samantha Jones – Sex and the City
Samantha Jones left her mark on the industry with her brilliantly hilarious moments in Sex and the City. She does not care what anyone thinks about her, lives life to the fullest, and never stifles her passion or personality.
She always wants to have a good time, obviously, when she says, “I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”
She is also not afraid to tell a man she loves them but loves herself more.
She knows who she is and is not afraid to flaunt it. Her delivery and willingness to make her presence none makes for some of the most quotable TV moments.
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“Yeah, I am harsh. I’m also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right. In bed, at the office, and everywhere else.”
Grandma Huang – Fresh Off the Boat
Grandma Huang (Lucille Soong) is the comedic relief on Fresh Off the Boat.
Fans love her attitude and sense of humor, both verbal and physical. Her facial expressions and wheelchair make for the best parts of the show.
With the looming threat of Y2K and Emery’s idea to live it up, instead of following the public’s panic, she decides to pour a can of soda on the carpet because there is no need to worry about consequences with the crash of computers on the horizon.
Using the same reasoning when Emery and Evan tell her not to sign up for a credit card because she has no way of paying it off, she tells them, no need to worry, you pile up the debt and wait until January when bank records get erased. Y2K. Her way of living it up.
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In her free time, she likes to take pennies from the public fountain, and she loves Garfield.
She loves free things from the bank, and after the disappointment of learning the pen she wanted was chained to the desk, she takes a potted plant instead.
Supposedly, she has also knitted a cape for Evel Knievel in the past, and she watches “Twins” because she is attracted to Danny DeVito.
Grandma Huang’s delivery is flawless, and her humor is unparalleled.
Chandler Bing – Friends
Chandler Bing’s (Matthew Perry) sarcastic sense of humor and ability to “say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day” certainly established him as a character known for his humor.
He also uses comedy as a defense mechanism and a way to cope with his rough childhood upbringing, which started after his parents split up.
This makes him a relatable character, as this tends to be a way for many people to cope.
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Chandler is also a comedian who uses his self-esteem issues as the center of jokes, and quitting often becomes the joke.
He always delivers the best zingers and witty comments, but he tends to mess up often, which only adds to his comedy.
His natural humor is extremely effective and has created infamous humor throughout Friends.
Dr. Gregory House has a dry sense of that resonates with fans. He is intelligent and crude, but in the most captivating way that made his sometimes insensitive remarks absolutely hilarious.
When someone asks him if he minds if they come in his place, he responds, “Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?”
How could fans not crack up when he said, “I cared for eight seconds. Then got distracted,” or “The good news is he won’t be bitching about losing his hand if he can’t breathe”?
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He doesn’t care what people think of him and calls it as it is.
He also has his own unconventional way of caring for people, like when he knocked on Wilson’s door and said, “I know you’re in there. I can hear you caring.”
The star of House brought humor to a hit show that otherwise is not considered a comedy.
Red Forman – That ’70s Show
Red Forman of That ’70s Show is an icon of bitter humor, sarcasm, and edgy jabs.
He is irritable and grumpy but not actually a cruel person, which makes an interesting contrast and his comedy even better because, you know, at his core, he isn’t truly hateful.
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He is blunt and has an irreverent tone and manner that fans cling to and enjoy.
He is the king of insults and is always looking for someone’s ass to put his boot up. He also wants to be buried facedown when the time comes so anyone who doesn’t like him can kiss it.
The TV characters known for their sense of humor will always live on in fans’ hearts and through the most infamous memes.
Regardless of their style or the show’s genre, the ones who provide comedic relief or outdo the other show members will continue to be favorites because of their hilarity.
In the comments below, please tell us what you think of the characters listed and some of your favorite lines or scenes!
